What gender are we giving Smiles for the fics?

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Why can't they both be genderless?

And have awkward sex with no genitalia.

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Lots of ear nibbling.

3182742
....That could work.

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3182748

No joke, someone's gotta write this. It'd be unpopular as hell, but worth the lolz.

3182747

*Ears twitches in anticipation*

3182752 It'd probably get rejected for being meta, unless 3182747 has an OC we can ship with Smiles'

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Just use his avatar. Lum can burn Smiles with the fire, who'd get turned on by it.

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Such a waste of my very fine and extensive kink collection.

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3182757

Then list your kinks. Or are you too casual?

3182757
Lum. you have an OC? Would make this a lot easier, since then we could just ship it with Smiles' OC; Penny Smiles.

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I might be.

3182765
Nein. I'm too elitist to have an OC. This way I can sneer at all the self-inserts from on high, like a big stinking bully.

3182765

Read that and thought of this guy.

Imagine clop with him. Hey, he could be the third party. Balloons are kinky, right?

3182770
Dammit, then how do I write a shipfic of you two without it getting meta-rejected?

3182757
Kyaaaa~

Ooh wait, you have a kink collection?

[curiosity intensifies]

3182781

I thought Knighty got rid of that rule.

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did he?

3182787

Only one way to find out.

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if you're suggesting PM'ing Knighty. Don't bother, he never responds to messages.

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I'm suggesting writing the fic and seeing what happens.

3182736

Like I said back in the original thread: For the sake of this ship I consider them both female.

Ironic, because I default them as guys otherwise.

3182781
Someone did it today.

3182782
Eeeyup.

Can always ask me on Skype later. Don't mind answering in private.

Okay, how about this:

Smiley and Luminary are transported to Equestia where they find themselves in the bodies of Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash respectively. The catch? Neither of them are anatomically correct. They desperately want to get it on, but have no idea how ponies actually do that.

Cue the ear biting, wing nuzzling, mane stroking, and hoof bumping.

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Canon Barbie Doll Anatomy is the most hilarious thing ever.

Do they, like, vomit out their children?

And how do they go to the bathroom?

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They pee through their leg joints.

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This is not my fetish.

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All questions you're going to ask in the fic.

3182835
It is nobody's fetish.
Barbie Doll is made up of 100% do-not-want

3182839
I bet you could find someone for whom it is want.

But screw them.

3182845
you'd like to screw them, wouldn't you? But then I remind you that they're turned on by peeing out of leg joints.

3182839

Don't knock it till you try it. To ponies, ear nibbling could be a thousand times better than the way humans do it.

3182848

That's it. I'm writing my own fic. With Blackjack. And hookers.

*Not implying Littlepip is a hooker. Or am I?

...And probably one of them getting pregnant. Because Smiles.

3182870
sounds hot.

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3182875

Lum and Smiles confirmed for a pregnancy fetish.

3182877
Pregnancy is cute. Wouldn't really say it's my fetish, specifically. Don't find it objectionable though!

3182886

Suuuuuuure.

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3182886
I demand an extensive list of Lum fetishes

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3182902
Don't be shy, I don't judge people for what turns them on. I'm friends with MetaKnight145, for Christ's sake.
I'm just curious is all.

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Don't you see? That is his list of fetishes! Rainbow Dash, shy people, giant signs, hiding, libraries, clouds, the hub, things that are "all new", books, and swirly things!

3182909
Don't give him excuses to get out of this.

3182907
'Tis hardly about judgements. Apparently my openness ends when I'm in the spotlight.

3182909

Yes. Total accuracy.

3182923 aww

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I'll be on Skype in three hours or so, if it's reeaaaaallly making everyone die of curiosity.

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Horse-Jelly thing obvi.