If so, we might need a temple thread.

2434289
No it needs a set of beliefs first. Then a designated/enlightened leader.

2434289 Nah.
Just a moral theory.

2434289
We don't build temples here.
Only peach and peach accessories.

2434327
Fair enough.
2434316
Our leader is Twilight Sparkle, our god the Peaches. Our prophets, Obsolescence and Eakin.

2434366

I'd imagine Obsolesence is a bit reluctant at this point.

He may need some sort of giant fruit whale to swallow him whole and bring him to the nonbelievers.

2434316

1) There is no fruit but peach and Twilight is its eater.
2) Pony must pony pony
3) Peach must peach peach
4a) Peach pony must pony peach
4b) Pony peach must peach pony
5) The peach princess is the high priestess.
6) Princess Peach is heresy.
7) Thou shalt continually restart thy Animal Crossing game until the fruit of thy town is peaches.
8) Thou shalt daily eat peaches to make their divinity their own.
8a) If true peaches are unavailable, it is permissible to eat a peach-colored crayon instead.
9) Twilight Sparkle is the peachess of Equestria, and Obsolescence the peach of the Earth.
9a) Because knighty runs the site, he gets a cut of the offerings.
10) To pear is human, but to peach divine. oh peaches that pun is pearable
11) There is no rule six.
12) If a brother or sister in peach cannot afford peaches, it is our duty to provide.
13) Go ye into all the world and peach the gospel to every creature; he that peacheth shall be saved.

Come down from the mountains on high, carrying commandments written on peaches.

2434484

Hilarious in that our commandments are basically going to rot and have to be rewritten onto a new set every few weeks.

2434607

Fewer, if you guys don't stop eatin' them.

But these commandments are delicious. Why would I stop eating them.

2434709

Commandment #14:

Thou shalt not eat these commandments.

2434366
Not specific enough.

2434470
Hmm workable.

2434484
Sect leader, check.
Okay, just need at least a thousand followers/believers then you can start a crusade of holy fire!! preaching the Word of Peach.

2434470 Perfect.
All praise the magnificent Peach, and it's divine eater, Twilight.
~N

It's been, what? Three, four days and we already have a cult.

All hail the Peach!

2434747

*Reluctantly stops eating the commandments*

Bah, fine. You win this time.