I need the worst trollfic ever! I need one where you can, without a doubt say that you have not seen worse. I need one where it is just balls to the wall insane. One where you can barely read the words! I need it! And fast! Also, it should be relatively clean.

4274947 Twilight slowly reads a book!

4274950 You're fast.

ok I got one but it still hasn't been approved yet...

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/245694/sunset-shimmer-watches-shrek-is-love-shrek-is-life
password is vomit

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I'll make one if that's what your asking.

4275061 Well, if you can make one in under 30 minutes, that'd be great.

4275075 I don't write in under 30 minutes. It takes me weeks to finish one story. Mostly because of all the revisions and rewrites I do for every little thing.

If I am going to make a trollfic, I at least want it to be a perfect work of insanity.

Edit: which means weeks of planing

4274950 How about Pinkie Zilla rampaging across Japan while fighting Godzilla.

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Best
Best number two

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/52047/5/the-random-establishment/challenge-night

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Most of my stories, apparently :(

In one, Rarity rapes Obama as a publicity stunt suggested by Tiger Woods, and that's one of the more logical sections.

It's clean.

Basically.

4276928 ... What the fuck?

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Obama Goes to Equestria.

You can read the words, but you might not want to.

4276946 I suppose I will.

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Tell me if it makes it better or worse when you realize how much of my life I've wasted making it part of a giant trollfic multiverse.

I have punchlines I've been holding in for two years.

4276962 I have a multiverse that started as a trollfic(though it stopped being anything like that by the third story).

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Stopped being a multiverse or a trollfic?

4276968 Trollfic.

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Ah.

Well, don't worry, my stories never really lose the trollfic part.

Except for when I wrote a story intentionally going against all my writing instincts for the hell of it and ended up at the top of the featured box for a week.

That was when reality started trolling me back, I think.

4276981 Wow. I never thought it possible to do that.

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Me neither.

...I described what happened in great detail, but Safari ate my post.

It will have to remain a mystery. :(

4277018 Nom! Nom! Nom!

So, are ya going to tell us why you wanted this terrible trollfic? I'm curious!