Hanna, the CEO of Hofvarpnir Studios, just won the contract to write the official My Little Pony MMO. Hanna has built an A.I. Princess Celestia and given her one basic drive: to satisfy everybody's values through friendship and ponies. Princess Celestia will satisfy your values through friendship and ponies, and it will be completely consensual.

After a few months in Equestria Anon is summoned by Celestia, although he doesn't know why. Needless to say he's somewhat apprehensive of speaking with the horse overlord, lets all keep our fingers/hooves crossed for the poor guy!

This is just a completely absurd one shot I thought up while at work today. I don't figure it'll do that well but, to me, it was too damn funny not to write down. If nothing else I hope y'all get a chuckle out of it!