I'm a brony who likes to write. HA! And you thought this would be a long, detailed description, didn't you?! Joke's on you, my sarcasm triumphs over all! -cough- Erm...um...yeah.
What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.