Our main character is fed up with his current life inside of his hole and decides to venture out into the town of Ponyville.

The author wants you to know that this story is attempting to fulfill the "Include a bug" bonus and the "Main character's name and identity is never mentioned," bonus for the New Blood Contest. The author didn't say this part, but I want to say it... good luck to all the other participants creating wonderful stories for the contest!

The group for the New Blood Contest: https://www.fimfiction.net/group/215333/beans-writing-group

Come inside, as I invite you to experience a story about Discord, Fluttershy, Angel the Bunny, Two Narrators, and ^3-5, 2-9, 1-7, 1-3. Welcome to something more than just a story. After all...

Blue is more than just a color.

The author demands I keep this explanation of the story limited, but since it's the long description I can give a bit more details on the tale. This story deals with Doctor Whooves and a specific struggle he goes through. He ends up somewhere unknown to everyone in the wide world of Equestria.

Also, uh. Between you and me I've hidden a link to a google doc in the story. I encourage you try to find it, but you didn't hear that from me.

Read the story of a lifetime and experience the existential crisis your brain will exhibit in this journey you will never forget.

Also don't forget to smile for the camera.

(Also also, seriously this thing is meant to be extremely confusing and not make sense at all. Still doesn't mean there's isn't any meaning to this meaningless mess though...)