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  • 5 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 5 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 6 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 8 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 10 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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Oct
13th
2022

Shitfic Idea: A Karen Tail · 7:58pm Oct 13th, 2022

It's just S8E23 but with Karens instead of Kirins and the stream of silence is the stream of expletives or something basically it has the opposite effect and Autumn Blaze is the only one who can't talk and Fluttershy and AppleJack have to help her get her voice back so she can speak to the manager or something

I don't know I haven't really come up with a bunch of jokes just the concept but maybe someone is like leaving a bunch of one star Yelp reviews for the crystal map and it's sick of that shit or something yes I know I'm saying or something a lot oh and maybe the equestrian Railroad hasn't been upgraded to go directly to the peaks of peril because the Karens are all NIMBYs and don't want public transit Riff Raff coming into their communities

Comments ( 9 )

Hilarious. What would the Nerak form be?

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oh my god

if you could sustain the joke long enough without it becoming stale, this would be hilarity :D

Anons "Canon" Incident
Don't ask, only tell.

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Somethin pretty funny I made.

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the karens can complain that they want a refund because the story they're in is stale. almost pythonesque

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you gonna share a link or you gonna be a lil shit like Lyra?

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One of the other karens turns around and does a dramatic "I AM THE MANAGER!" reveal

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