MLP Short - episode 26: Tell Your Tale | Puphunt (my commentary) · 5:03pm Sep 1st, 2022
When the queen is in trouble, she doesn't call Zipp, the next in line. She calls Pipp, the nothing daughter. A bit sus if you ask me.
When her daughters were gone, she hardly even noticed.
Pipp mobilizes her fans. Not a single one goes looking for the pup. It's just recursive social networking.
Everypony seems to care about Cloud Puff even though he probably never even left the crown room.
A table should handle 5 ponies. Then again, fat Pipp counts for two so yeah...
Zipp, "We gotta go!" *doesn't go
Zipp uses a robot to fly because she can't fly herself. Oh, wait, yes she can!
Sunny uses rollers in the woods. That's smart...
Sunny thinks Cloud Puff is a metallic robot.
Pup in a box. Nopony cares.
Zipp texts, "Cloud Puff has been mailed to Tartarus." Everypony is happy about that.
Zipp uses the Chewbacca defense, "It doesn't make any sense."
Turns out Cloud Puff was shaved before mailing.
Zipp is legally blind. Can't see hoof-sized pawprints even with a magnifying glass.
"Don't worry, I deliver vibrating packages every day."
Cloud Puff dies from eating bath bombs.
Doggie Mail
5683379 Fluff Mail.
5683382
I thought the doggie mailed himself
5683386 The package was taped from the outside. Personally, I think the mail-pony acted a bit sus. She ignored the indications of life in the box and delivered the box to the same place she took it out off.
5683388
Yep
5683392 Let's sacrifice the mail-pony and go from there.
5683398
Yep
5683399 I find it kind of sus how you keep agreeing with me. Nopony agrees with me!
5683405
Oh
5683405
But I agree with you
most of the time.5683406 5683409 You can't agree with a disagreeable person. That wouldn't make any sense.
5683411
Yep
5683415 No, no, no; you're doing it wrong!
5683430
Huh?
5683432 There you go, you're starting to doubt me. We're making progress.
5683494
I'm confused
5683499 Now we're getting somewhere.
You have to ask yourself, though, would you like your confusion to be lifted? If so, it will be replaced with disagreement, and isn't that even worse than confusion?
5683523
My head hurts!
5683528 Yes, I do have that effect on people. Many more symptoms will emerge if you keep yourself exposed to the hazard.
5683529
Make sense!
5683411
*nods* It totally wouldn't.