HFOP - Pony Speak · 3:03am Jan 14th, 2022
Normalize pony speak, and pretending that you don't understand earth vernacular.
ME: "I'm sorry what? Every...Everyb..."
THEM: "Uh...Everybody."
ME: "Huh? Oh, you mean everyPONY. Cute. Clever."
THEM: "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
-Sprocket
I do this on the faculty mailing list regularly
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And you are a far braver person than I.
I write it in emails and use it whenever I can!
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The secret is not caring if you are alive!