old me now bday · 10:37am Sep 3rd, 2021
*throws up* F@#KEN DAMMIT PUTA! *sits beside the toilet.*
ray:*comes in* seriously it's not even morning and you're hungover already.
uh *wipes mouth* are you here gawk at me, you bastard. or you here for something else.
ray: well I was going to say happy birthday and give you this gift but I fear you might throw up all over it.
oh, thanks.... don't worry it happens a lot mostly.
ray: when are you not drunk?
when are you not a bitch?
ray: mangy dog
retard monkey
ray: alright enough do you have anything to say to your fans or are you just going to keep making out with the toilet.
yeah actually i- *stops to hurl*
ray: never mind once you're done come to the living room. the gals want to give you a gift.
yyyyyaaaayyyyyyy *throws up*
(don't worry I'm alright..... note to self for all drinkers or first-time drinkers..... don't mix beer with heavy liquor.... instant regret)
Happy Birthday dude hope ya feel better.
Happy Birthday aging fleabag!
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday man.