Okay. Somebody left the front gate open, and Baked Bean has gotten out and wandered off again.
If you happen to spot him, do not approach, do not get him wet, do not expose to direct sunlight, and whatever you do, don't feed him after midnight. (It makes him gassy.)
Meanwhile, in other Irrespective stories, the "Soon" picture looks like this
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Your chances of being killed by a raccoon are low...
unless it's that one; then you can kiss your keister goodbye.