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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 35 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Jul
11th
2021

June's Poll-Winning stories from Patreon are confirmed! · 9:03pm Jul 11th, 2021

Okay, as of right now, I've been busy working on the commissioned sequel for Unfamiliar Patterns, which is titled Clashing Colors. The story (which may or may not be a precursor for more tales of their relationship) will follow Rarity shortly after revealing her relationship with Zecora to her friends. Even though the two intend to be public about being marefriends soon, Zecora is insistent about having her come out to her family privately out of respect. Rarity agrees, but that doesn't mean there won't be personal issues when it comes to inviting her family over for dinner...
This story is currently commissioned by two different users, and I have it planned to be at least 14K words total. I don't intend to add more to that, since I have a good portion of the story planned out. I'm about 2k words into the story, and I'll add the in-progress story to my Patreon when I have some more written down. With that being said, I'm always accepting of donations if anyone wants to help support my writing. :)

Okay, here are the two winning stories from June on my Patreon! The winner of the poll was confirmed yesterday, which was only two points higher than the second and third-place entries. It was a pretty close race overall, but the winner is something I'm really glad I'm getting the chance to do: A Robin Hood story!

Robin Hood's Late Night Plan - Robin Hood agrees to sleep with Captain Crocodile so his men could overlook the merrymen constantly escaping.

And for the winner of June's Randomizer, the entries were confirmed just today:

I still have a pretty long backlog of projects before I can get to these stories, but I'm glad to have them comfirmed for future content! Please stay safe out there, and I hope y'all have a wonderful week ahead! :D

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