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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 57 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 256 views
  • 65 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 699 views
  • 94 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 593 views
  • 97 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 543 views
  • 98 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 423 views
Jul
4th
2021

darf is really tired and needs somewhere to live · 6:48pm Jul 4th, 2021

i don't feel like i have the energy to explain everything that's going on right now.

tl;dr: i'm an autistic fuck-up and i need to find somewhere to live where i don't screw everything up. i am aiming for something off-grid, which may mean no internet access, but conversely may also allow me to get a pet. i do not have the energy or willpower to search and apply for housing listings again, so unless someone in western canada has a place for me to go, i might not land on my feet this time. i am not asking for money or any kind of generic support: specifically, if you know a place in western canada we could go to rot slowly on our own and inconvenience as few people as possible, that would be really appreciated. we do not have the energy or willpower to search and apply for housing listings anymore. none of our searches ever seem to matter, everything is too expensive, and we just want out. not just of this place but of life. finding a small hovel to waste away the rest of our days is our only concern.

please help if you can. i'm really tired of having to ask for it, but it's either that or... i don't know. i really have no idea.

sorry.

Comments ( 4 )

What part of western Canada? I’m in central Alberta, I can help look into things here, but not sure what all I can do. Feel free to send me a DM.

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we're in B.C.

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Unfortunately I don't have any family in BC so don’t know what resources are out there. I hope you’re able to find something soon.

Forgive me if any of this is out of line; in the absence of an explanation:

Depending on how literally one is supposed to take this post: If you like where you are and you think it's some kind of mistake you've made or keep on making that's the problem, could you be reconciled to the person who has a problem with you?

Maybe I've misinterpreted but I thought from earlier posts of yours that you had trouble doing errands. What are your plans for getting what you need, if you move off-grid?

Sorry not to be able to be of more help. I'm in the US.

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