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  • 3 weeks
    Finally made it to Babscon

    What a long strange trip it's been. This is much harder to do on the fly with a disabled girlfriend than flying solo. Honestly it's a good lesson but yeah I'm here I'm queer and I'm ready to party with my peers and also apparently work at the conop's desk for the next few hours once I get GS electric wheelchair out and charging. As always look for the short fat white guy currently with a beard

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  • 4 weeks
    EDIT: IRL Friend loaned me $10. Gonna make it to Burlingame.Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bi

    Hi this is embarrassing and awkward but I'm not sure I have enough gas money to make it the rest of the way to BABSCon could I borrow like $20 for a few days until I'm able to busk a bit and other fund generation?

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  • 4 weeks
    Starlight 🤝🪁🪁🪁🤝Gazans

    I'm going to try to publish a story about kite flying on the 30th and encourage you to do so as well.

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  • 7 weeks
    BABSCon 2024

    Facebook places who's going to Bay area brownie spectacular convention at the end of the month? It'll be my first pony convention in like 2 years almost cuz finances have been shit and I've been taking care of my disabled girlfriend etc but she is going to be coming with me and going to her first Brony convention since 2013 Equestria LA, when she was harassed a bunch and dealt with a ton of

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  • 9 weeks
    On Death

    I call myself a hopeful agnostic. I vigorously want there to be an afterlife, where there's joy, justice, and fellowship for all God's creatures, great and small. I am unbelievably terrified of the prospect that one day I will cease to exist. And I want so desperately for all entities across space and time who have felt hurt and pain and suffering and helplessness and confusion and fear to feel

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May
12th
2021

Another Music Video I’m in Just Dropped! · 2:01am May 12th, 2021

Another music video I'm in just dropped! I show up four times in the first 45 seconds. https://youtu.be/oNr7rjPzNlo
The eating pizza part is in there because I literally was hungry and we were filming right in front of that pizza shop so I was like fuck it I’m getting a slice of pizza and they were like cool let’s use that!

Comments ( 5 )
PresentPerfect
Author Interviewer

a cop? tsk tsk :V

Holy shit, this is a banger though.

5517124
Dude after I got back home and was still wearing that, my roommate took a Picture of me and posted it on Facebook with a caption somewhere along the lines of “look, Bryan [my real name] is a hypocrite and a class traitor!”

HOLY SHIT KENNYHOOPLA

Dude, this band is doing so much to revitalize the punk scene rn. "How will i rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway?" is one of the best guitar-based tracks to come out of this century so far. And you got to chase him in a cop outfit!!! So cool.

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Wow, thank you for sharing. I feel so famous!

Glad this seems to be going well for you! :)

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