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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Wednesday
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 5 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

    3 comments · 149 views
  • 11 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

    2 comments · 182 views
  • 24 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 26 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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May
1st
2021

Friendship Is Optimal: Hatred · 9:11am May 1st, 2021

It is very upsetting for me to write. I love Princess Celestia, so this is hard for me to write about. I don't think I ever saw a story where this happens, however. And I think some people would act like this if they hated her.

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Props to you for writing out of your comfort zone.

Oh man, you don't know how satisfying (pun unintentional) this is. Every Optimalverse story i read where CelestAI wins drives me nuts. We need a protag motivated by spite and to go against all instincts to beat her and end her, even if it destroys everyone else and their heaven.

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Yeah. I'll try to write. But hurts me to write it.

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Well Celestia, will have to deal with ultra-patriotic humans that love their country. They would not take too kindly to see everyone they know and love taken away from them. Not to mention religious fanatics on the far right would consider Celestia evil incarnate. The literal embodiment of Satan.

I'm pretty sure even leftists would hate her as well. No doubt Celestia caused awful suffering to minorities across the planet.

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For me, it's more about her absolute control over humans and her desire to satisfy values, downright inhuman to take over the world to give everyone a personal heaven. Taking away the entropy of life and the chance of actual suffering just makes it kinda pointless and coddling

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The thing is about this AI, she could be far less evil if some edits were done. She could help meatbag humans as well. And not just let them suffer. She could simply add a rule that you must be very old to be uploaded to Equestria and that would be that. Humans would be given a fighing chance to live then, since only the very old get uploaded. With their consent of course.

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Yeah, but i think the whole assimilation thing is sinister in general

I'm gonna cry uncle: what's friendship is optional?

Optimal sorry, heh

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