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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 10 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 24 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 28 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 38 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Apr
15th
2021

My Upcoming Schedule · 4:29pm Apr 15th, 2021

Heya, guys! I know it's been a while since I made any updates, but I just wanted to be open about things for any of you who might be worried.

First of all, I'm perfectly fine. For the past couple weeks, I was trying my best to work on the Teen Titans story that won January's Patreon poll, which proved to be more difficult than expected. The reason for my slow progress is due to a few things:
-I chose to make the story SFW (since they're literal teens, and I couldn't think of a good porn setup anyway), and it was difficult to think of a short, concise story that could work as an entertaining AU for the Bunny Raven episode.
-Since I received my Stimulus, as well as my Tax Refund, I haven't been too stressed about money the past couple of months. Because of that, I've been able to spend more time on myself, instead of frantically writing out commissions to pay bills every week. But don't worry, this is only a short break that I needed to keep my head straight.
-To be perfectly honest, sometimes it's been hard for me to focus and keep a consistent work ethic. Whether it be Youtube, playing Wreckfest on my BF's PS4 (seriously fun racing game BTW), or wasting hours on TikTok, it's surprisingly easy to distract myself with other things that coincide with my pervious point.

Nevertheless, I'm happy to say that the Teen Titans story is online, and currently able to be read on AO3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/30694892

It's rated Teen, but it's purely SFW. Honestly, it's refreshing to write something for a completely new fandom that isn't just mindless smut. But with that being said, I have a full schedule planned out that I'm eager to tackle for the remainder of April!

1. Mac Meets the Minotaurs [Commission] - This story is another sequel to the Iron Will/Maximus commissions I wrote out over the past couple months. Set after Spike's Iron Clad Workout and Iron Will's Wager, this story will be set on Sweet Apple Acres. It'll involve Iron Will & Maximus, as well as Spike and an Anthro Big Macintosh. If you've read the previous stories, you'll know what to expect here: lots of muscle, lots of sweat, and a lot of hungry tongues~

2. An Unconventional Exchange 2 [Commission] - In this sequel to An Unconventional Exchange, Stygian returns to see how Sunburst is handling his new self following the shrinking spell. Except this time around, Stygian brought Spike along to see what Sunburst has, and also to use that size-exchange spell in a more unique way~

3. Spike's Parental Comfort [February Patreon Poll Winner (SFW)] - After a nasty blowout with Twilight, Spike flies away from Canterlot Castle in tears. It's up to Twilight's parents to help console him, and also to find out what their argument was about in the first place...

4. February's Randomizer Winner - All I'll say is that this story features a giraffe OC as the main character, a military barracks as the setting, and voyeurism as the main kink.

and at the end of this list, I have the winners of March's Patreon Polls:

5. Danger! Death Ray 69 - In this sequel to Cadance's Addiction, it seems that the Princess' magic had revived King Sombra from underneath the Crystal Empire. And with their combined magic, Sombra is able to venture out and claim more Alicorns to add to his growing harem.
(just for the record, I'm not the most thrilled about this story, just because I'm getting tired of constantly writing Sombra fucking mares. I might make this story a meta comedy of sorts, but we'll have to wait and see)

6. March's Randomizer Results - I'll just leave this here for you all to see yourselves:

Looks like Rainbow Blitz is gonna jerk it Cyberpunk-style!! ;)


Anyway, this month is gonna have a lot more content coming your way, so keep an eye out! Be sure to follow me on Patreon, because this brief slog is soon gonna set forth an avalanche of stories worth waiting for!

Comments ( 1 )

Good to hear that you are doing well 👍☺️.

Can't wait to read your stories, but I don't mind waiting a little longer as long as you take care of yourself.

Please be safe out there.

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