Little Prince Perfect (song) · 6:09pm Feb 27th, 2021
Original Song: Little Miss Perfect by Taylor Louderman
Straigh’ tail, straigh’ As, straigh’ forward
Straigh’ path, I don’ cu’ no corners
Mus’ make a point to be on time,
Head of, the King’s council
I don’ black ou’ a’ parties
I jam, to Songbird Serenade
If you asked me
How ‘m doing
I’ll say…
Well…
Go’ adop’ed by the King when I was five
My papa tried his bes’ no’ to spoil me ro’ten
Bu’ though my home is full of love, some’imes I ask
“Wha’ did I do?” to ge’ as far as ‘ve gotten
A pretty boy walks past the throne
My heart gives a flutter
Bu’ I can’ dare say a word
‘Cause tha’d be absurd
For little prince perfect
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, can’ risk failing the throne
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Love is somethin’ I can’ feel
Straigh’ tail, straigh’ As, straigh’ forward, straigh’ boy
Little prince perfect
Yeah, tha’s me
One nigh’ my friends s’ayed o’er
We laughed, we played, in tha’ order
Somethin’ ‘bout him drew me in
Wha’? I’s go’a be pla’onic
The nigh’ was so ‘xciting
His smile, so en’icing
Hours sped by like seconds
Then wha’ happens is iconic
He takes a sip of soda, I bite my lip
He tells a joke, an’ I nearly choke
He puts flower crowns on my head, I si’ there
Blackin’ ou’ for the firs’ time!
Nex’ thing I know, ‘ve los’ con’rol
I fin’ly kiss him, bu’ oh no
I see her face in the window
Then my brain s’arts to go…
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
No, I can’ risk failing the throne
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Love is somethin’ I can’ e’er feel
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
I can’ risk failing the throne
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
My love,
You don’ e’en know
Rewind, ‘duce amn’sia
Deny the truth, i’s easier
‘M jus’ confused, believe her
When she says, “There’s nothing there”
I’s ne’er worth i’ an’way...
When you’re…
Little
Prince
Perfect
A song about Apex. That was unexpected.
Hm... I like it though.
5463164
...It's because he has a speech defect, he can't say the words "properly"
"Y-You go' a problem with tha'?"
5463166
Really?
5463168
Yeah. Why wouldn’t I?
5463169
Because I made Flutters the antagonist...?
5463170
It’s only in Apex’s POV. It doesn’t mean she’s trying to do anything bad, right?
Ooh kewl
5463172
Well, true...but Apex does think that she's keeping him and Zenny apart
5463173
Mhm
5463174
Well, true but still
5463177
"Okay!"
5463178
Okay then...as long as you're not mad
5463179
Course not.
5463181
Alright then
this is really good
5463197
Thanks