What your MLP Waifu says about you: · 2:37pm Nov 26th, 2020
Inspired by MV Perry’s Waifu videos.
Enjoy.
Twilight Sparkle - You like nerdy girls.
Pinkie Pie - You think those who defy logic are attractive. Or you just like cupcakes and the color pink.
Rainbow Dash - You dig the athletic girls. Or you just want to be 20% cooler.
Fluttershy - You like shy girls.
Applejack - You just like her for her southern accent.
Rarity - You like fashionista girls.
Princess Celestia - You like royal girls who don’t do shit about their kingdoms.
Princess Luna - You’re 80% of the Brony community.
Princess Cadance - You’re Shining Armor.
Nightmare Moon - You like edgy girls.
Queen Chrysalis - You like edgy girls and bugs. Or you just like her voice.
Starlight Glimmer - You exist, apparently.
Trixie - You like showgirls.
The CMCs - You’re a pedophile.
Diamond Tiara and/or Silver Spoon - You’re still a pedophile.
Cheerilee - You’ve been crushing on your elementary school teacher since you were 8.
Zecora - Zebra girls are what you adore. Or you just wish she’d appear on the show a bit more.
Sunset Shimmer - You’ve been watching the Equestria Girls movies since 2013 and you still haven’t let go of her.
Derpy Hooves - You have good taste.
Berry Punch - You drink a lot.
Fleur Dis Lee - You like rich girls.
Octavia Melody - You only listen to classical music.
Vinyl Scratch - You only listen to trap remixes.
Lyra Heartstrings and/or Bon Bon - You like lesbian girls… oh… wait…
Mrs. Cake - You’re too lazy to bake anything, so you just want someone else to do it for you.
Nurse Redheart - You end up in the hospital a lot.
Flutterbat - Still a better love story than Twilight.
Granny Smith - What the hell is wrong with you?
Adagio Dazzle - Face it. The first thing you noticed about her was her 80’s hairstyle.
Aria Blaze - You like getting pushed around.
Sonata Dusk - You wish to take your girlfriend to Taco Bell whenever you go out on a date.
Ms. Harshwhinny - Uhhhh…
Maud Pie - You like emotionless girls. Or you like rocks. Or you are a rock.
Marble Pie - You like Fluttershy clones.
Limestone Pie - You like tsundere girls.
Ember - You like tsundere girls and dragons.
Flurry Heart - NOPE!
Spitfire - You think female drill sergeants are hot.
Lightning Dust - You like reckless girls.
Daring Do - You find palette swaps attractive.
Moondancer - You find palette swaps attractive.
Coco Pommel - You’re a nice guy.
Gilda - You like bird girls.
Matilda - Wait, what—
Minuette - You like Pinkie Pie clones.
Tempest Shadow - Admit it, she’s the only reason why you even watched the movie.
Captain Celaeno - She’s the other reason why you even watched the movie. Or you just like pirates.
Princess Skystar - You grew up watching The Little Mermaid.
Pinkamena Diane Pie - You’re a masochist.
Screwball - You watch too many MLP audio dramas.
Flufflepuff - Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows…
Treehugger - You like hippie girls.
Countess Coloratura - You spend your lifetime listening to Lady Gaga.
Vapor Trail - You’re Sky Stinger. Or at least, you wish you were.
Lily Lace - You like valley girls.
Inky Rose - You like goth girls.
Kerfuffle - You like her for her cute personality. Or you just think prosthetic limbs are attractive.
Ocellus - You like nerdy bookbugs.
Silverstream - You like mermaids and Pinkie Pie clones.
Smolder - You like tomboys and dragons.
Yona - BRONIES LIKE CUTE YAKS. YONA BEST WAIFU.
Cozy Glow - …Do I have to say it for the third time already?
Autumn Blaze - You watched that one Season 8 episode. Also you’re about 20% of the brony community.
Daybreaker - You like hot girls. Like, literally hot.
Shimmy Shake and Lighthoof - You like cheerleaders… with little to no personality.
Luster Dawn - You’ve seen the Season 9 finale and you still haven’t let her go. Or you just like Twilight Sparkle expies.
Windy Whistles - You wish you had fangirls like her.
Twilight Velvet - You’ve been secretly hitting on your real life girlfriend’s mom the whole time.
Mayor Mare - …I got nothing.
Woah...how long did this take you to write?
5405294
No idea.
5405295
Well, I commend you
5405296
Thank you very much.
Wow that is alot man
5405298
Well, with how many female characters there are on the show, it’s expected.
5405297
Of course
*Nervous Sweating* I think you got like 90% of my waifus down
Totally accurate.
5405301
What’s the other 10%?
Princess Luna, she's my MLP waifu.
5405303
Like, the foals, grown up for obvious reasons. Well, except Cozy Glow; I really don’t care about her that much. Um, I think that’s it, or I forgot some.
5405307
I see.
5405308
Yeah.
There are probably lesser known OCs I’ve fallen for. Or even my own (cue, Ky, Silverfang, other female OCs of mine)
5405299
True that
Excellent work! Why hasn't this been done before? Or, more accurately, why haven't I seen this done before?
5405313
Heh. No idea.
So who was your waifus other than... you know,
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Oh really now?
5405314
Autumn Blaze and Pinkie Pie. Derpy, Sonata Dusk, and Vinyl Scratch were also some of my favorites. I like girls that are happy, you know? Or that can bring excitement into my life. Being mean is not the same thing as being strong or endearing, and being affectionate is not the same thing as being weak. Why would anyone go for monsters, or mean girls, or girls twice their age?
How about you? If you weren't a girl, or if these were guys, who would you go for?
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Well, if these were guys, or if I was a guy, I’d maybe go for Twilight or Derpy. I dunno, it’s a hard choice.
I do have a husbando... you can probably guess who it is.
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King Sombra would have to be a close second.
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This is PRICELESS
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Heh. Thanks buddy.
Something to say on a handful of your entries:
Additional criteria: You like country girls, strong girls who aren't jocks (RD obviously has that department), and/or Nice Hats.
Not bad by itself, but skipping ahead...
...Wait.
Technically it should be "You like girls who have both the self-loathing and wild mood swings of Eric Andre."
Technically you said it for a fourth time.
The correct term is dubstep, plebian hack!
Misread it as saying "You like bad girls", which fits Gil to a T; bonus points if you remember her VA is Revy:
No complaints here.
5405845
Eh, wasn’t meant to be taken seriously anyway.
Though I fixed the Autumn Blaze and Luna thing like you asked so there’s that problem solved.
5405913
My response was also a bit of a joke, hence why I linked to somewhere between 4-6 jokes responses
5406023
Ah... I see.
Sorry about that.
Treehugger - You like hippie girls. Or you are a pothead.