Birthday Excuses...

I'm sorry, cuz you're a dick. 🙃

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[Discord The Narrator]

Don't look at me like that - I forgot.

[BlankJRM]

For the last time, my bed is too comfortable.

[Dramamaster829]

Look me in the eye - It would have been shit anyway.

[23 KM To Nerdiness]

5387838
Oi......

Read it closely and use everyone else's comments as an example to help you.

[23 KM To Nerdiness]

5387839
That's the 27th, not the 28th...

[BlankJRM]

5387839
While late, I appreciate it. Thank you.

[Ryshinki]

Don't look at me like that, I watched porn instead.

[3-tap]

I'm sorry, i spend the night learning in the riverdance

[Necrogen Lord]

"You know what? I didn't feel like it."

-Me, literally every time someone asks me to update anything.

[Sparkling blaze]

I think you know-I'm too cool for this shit

[Matthewthawes]

look me in the eye its none of your concern

[Closet-Bronie-333]

It won't happen again, but..... Yolo

(what is Yolo?)

[23 KM To Nerdiness]

5387976
Really? XD

You
Only
Live
Once

[Closet-Bronie-333]

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oh, thanks

[Makai Castle Kiva]

It won't happen again, but it would have been shit anyways

[ponybird21]

YOU KNOW WHY BOB? I HAVE A LIFE! XD

This is so accurate

[Iredwolf]

I'm sorry, I don't feel like it

my family call me rude

[TheHardie-Boy]

You know what? I’ve been thinking a lot about Bob Ross

Of course that’s what I got

[Marshmallow Pone]

Don't look at me like that, my STIs are acting up.

I'm 16 tho, I don't have STI-

[Thylacine Nightmares]

Mine turned out to be 'Hey FU Buddy, I have a life.'

Sounds like me all over.

[RosarioVampire39]

Honestly i Watched Porn instead. March 4th

[PonyJoel]

I think you know it's none of your concerns.

[Turtle_The_Animus]

Look me in the eye...Shut up, that’s why!

[Anar Isil]

Mine is a little odd, because I've never watched GoT.

[Scarlet Scribe]

It won't happen again, but I'm not a dork!