I was bored and did a thing

I was bored. . . this helped with that a bit.

1. What is your first name?
I go by many, but you may have heard of a certain platypus that is the only being worthy of it.

2. How old are you?
Old enough to know that I'm young.

3. What country are you from?
The United States. Or, as the world most likely sees us right now, Hell.

4. What do you look like?
I'm a short, brown-haired, blue-eyed, and pale dude. Also, I have a goatee

5. What do you wish you looked like?
Just a height increase is all. . .

6. How did you come across MLP:FIM?
I watched Equestria Girls as a joke and ended up binging seasons 1-3 the following days. Overall, pretty good times.

7. What is your favorite ship?
Don't have a preference, but I really enjoy Twilight and Luna. Don't know why.

8. What is your least favorite ship?
Poorly written ships. Other than that, I'm down for anything. . . except underage stuff.

9. Have you told anyone outside the fandom that you like MLP?
No. It never really comes up in conversation really.

10. Were they a family member?
Nope. I'm a closet brony pretty much.

11. Favorite MLP episode?
Literally anything with Luna in it. Love that mare.

Oh, and the "Last Problem." Good ending.

12. Who is your favorite superhero?
My boy Spidey or Iron Guy. . . can't really choose.

13. Favorite Anti-hero?
Harley Quinn or Deadpool.

14. Favorite supervillain?
I really enjoy Joker. Especially the darker incarnations.

15. Favorite anti-villain?
I. . . have no idea.

16. What was the last book you read?
The last book I finished was "Past Sins" by Pen Stroke. I reading quite a few books right now though.

17. What is the last movie you watched?
I don't really watch many movies. It was probably something Disney though.

18. Favorite song at the moment?
Just because I'm feeling nostalgic:

19. What song do you always come back to?
I hop around quite a bit, but I keep coming back to a few, namely the Disney soundtrack (yes, all of it) and most of 4EverfreeBrony's stuff. For the later, I am addicted to this bad boy:

20. What is your current job?
I help my university out with reffing sports currently.

21. What job do you want in the future?
I aim to do something in the realms of inorganic/nuclear chemistry.

22. Dream job?
See above, my friends.

23. At this moment what is your greatest achievement?
Going to Intel ISEF (I know that's really nerdy fight me)

24. At this moment what is your greatest failure?
Botching a relationship that was going really well.

25. Do you have any pets?
2 cats. One long, noodle girl and one furry burrito. Love 'em.

26. What is your dream pet?
Cats or birds or both.

27. Do you own any weapons?
No, unfortunately.

28. Is there a gun you really want?
I don't have knowledge of guns really. Something that is affordable and easy to use.

29. What religion are you?
This is a complicated question for me. Suffice it to say that I don't belong to one.

30. If you could hang out with one person in history, who would it be?
Either Nicola Tesla or Albert Einstein.

31. If you could bring one person back from the dead, who would it be?
Nicola Tesla.

32. Are you political?
No. Lots of NOPE.

33. Are you married?
Noperino.

34. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nada, but maybe someday.

35. Have a crush on anyone?
Too much work to do to focus on that stuff, so no.

36. Care to explain?
Um. . . school and life?

37. Do you consider yourself attractive?
I've had partners, so I guess others have, but I think I'm pretty average.

38. If you could spend a day with someone alive who would it be?
Luna. Just Luna.

39. Who is your favorite pony?
Luna. Just Luna.

40. Any embarrassing secrets you'd like to share?
I don't. None that I can think of.

41. If you have done any stories/art, what is your favorite piece?
I do not have one.

42. Are you a virgin?
Officially part of the virgin club. Am I proud of that? Eh. . .

43. What is the craziest thing you have done in your life?
Went 60 down Mainstreet with my buddies in the middle of the night. That may not seem crazy, but that night was crazy.

44. Favorite TV show besides MLP?
Dr. Who. Stuff's the bomb

45. Do you have a fetish of any kind?.
I honestly have no idea.

46. Do you regret saying this fetish?
Eh.

47. What are some of your favorite MLP stories?
Life of a Non-Brony by Brony Writer. Honestly, anything with TD is great. Read it.
Past Sins by Pen Stroke. Includes the subsequent stories involving Nyx.
The Night is Passing by Cynewulf. Seriously underrated despite its existing love. It deserves even more.
Fallout: Equestria by Kkat. Honestly, most of the side stories as well. Just a great universe.
Synthetic Bottled Sunlight by NorrisThePony. Seriously, my god. . . just wow. Love this one.
That may be a lot, but that is okay.

48. Favorite quote?
"Never be cruel; never be cowardly. Remember, hate is always foolish, and love is always wise. Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.
~The Doctor

49. Did you ever hurt someone's feelings just to hurt them?
Not that I can think of. I'm sure I did when I was young though.

50. Did you answer all these questions honestly?
Of course, my friends.