Thank you for flying with Equestri-Air. We will be landing shortly!

Ladies and gentle-creatures, thank you for flying with Equestri-Air Flight G400, arriving from Dallas Fort-Worth, Earth.

We will be landing shortly at Canterlot International Air-Portal. Before we land, please take time to fill out this Equestrian customs and immigration form.

Equestria Customs and Border Protection

Immigration and Customs Declaration Form

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(1) Full name: ▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯▯

(2) Species (tick one):
▯Pony (including kirin and crystal pony)
▯Human
▯Dragon
▯Changeling
▯Hippogriff/griffon
▯Yak
▯Zebra
▯Discord
▯Mixed (please sprecify) ________________________
▯Other (please specify) _______________________

(3) Gender:
▯Male
▯Female
▯Other
▯Agender/my species does not have gender

(4) Birth date: Month ▯▯ Day ▯▯ Year (L.R.) ▯▯▯▯
To convert Earth years to L.R. (Luna's Return) years, subtract 458.

(5) Land of allegiance (tick all that apply):
▯Equestria (including Autonomous Regions of Crystal Empire and Saddle Arabia)
▯Dragonlands
▯Griffonstone
▯Hippogriff Confederation (Seaquestria, Mount Aris)
▯Changeling Hive
▯Yakyakistan
▯Kirin Lands
▯Earth
▯Limbo, shadow realm, or other interdimensional realm
▯Other/stateless (please specify) ________________

(6) Purpose of visit:
▯Tourism
▯Employment
▯Business
▯"Taking a look" at some sexy exotic creatures
▯Stealing all the magic from Equestria
▯Summoning Windigoes

(7) We are bringing:
▯Fruits, vegetables
▯Meat, live animals
▯Renegade magic

(8) We are carrying more than 5000 Equestrian Bits worth of currency:
▯YES ▯NO

Exchange rates, as of 06/08/1562:
1 US Dollar = 2.11 Bits
1 Dragon Standard Gem (DSG) = 0.44 Bits
1 Yak Smash (YKS) = 0.38 Bits
1 Changeling Love Sucking (CLS) = 6666 Bits
1 Kirin Pop Song (KPOP) =

I declare the information in this document to be truthful and accurate, to the best of my knowledge.

For ponies, sign below with cutie mark:

X__________________________

For other creatures, sign with signature:

X_____________________________________________________

Thank you for your attention. We will be landing at the portal exit shortly. Please be sure to stow your tray tables, fasten your seat belts, and turn off all electronic devices to avoid interdimensional space-time warping.

Thank you for flying the Friendly skies. Have a pleasant stay in Canterlot.

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Comments

[Mica]

Upvote this comment if you ticked "summoning Windigoes" as purpose of your visit.

[Eris Dis Harmonia]

And so many others.

[Tael_Spinner]

If you lie on the form, does the magic of Equestria alter you to make you fit what you put?

[The_Darker_Fonts]

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I DID!!!

[Gyro Pony]

I wish I could upvote blogs...

Your form summoned many chuckles.

KPOP... Discord... Discord... "Taking a look"...

[Mica]

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They make your nose grow longer.