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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

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  • 4 weeks
    You can't stay, no you can't stay...

    How's it feel when there's
    Time to remember?
    Branches bare like the
    Trees in November...

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  • 13 weeks
    Quite ugly one morning

    Don't the sky look funny?
    Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    Don't you feel like runnin'
    From the Dawn's early light?

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  • 13 weeks
    Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain

    With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

    1 comments · 55 views
  • 17 weeks
    Christmas 2023 be like

    Dracula playing poker with Santa.

    Says it all, really...

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  • 18 weeks
    Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar

    feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

    This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

    On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

    0 comments · 41 views
Jun
22nd
2020

A predatory aura emanatin' from me · 12:34am Jun 22nd, 2020

I need somebody--anybody--can't you see?
I leave a trail of money for my angel to find
Hey I'm standin' right here, has everybody gone blind?

Before I own up
To everything I've done
I'm just looking to have a little fun...

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Comments ( 6 )

That left elbow is going to go backwards in 3... 2... 1...

5290303
It's time for throat punchings.

Georg I'm glad I'm not the only one that was like 'bruh, you picked a real bad angle to sit at...'

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He's in an excellent uppercutting position.

Breeze is going to be hurting for a few days. You teach him a lesson, RD!

I am honestly surprised that Zephyr got greenlit in this day and age.

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