The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
Don't the sky look funny?
Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
Don't you feel like runnin'
Don't you feel like runnin'
From the Dawn's early light?
With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly
feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus
This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.
On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...
Just give it a shot when you've lost the plot,
And you need a little simplification:
The gods descend from a crane, my friend
To straighten out the complication--
But that's not deus ex machina
It's alicornization!
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Slap a horn and/or wings on someone. It may not solve the problem, but it should introduce an exciting new one.
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Firstborn unicorn
Hard wings soft horn
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Alicornication!
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Psychic spies in chitin try to steal your mind's elation
And little girls across the world dream of rainbow deflagrations
And if you stand for all of these things it's Alicornization
It's the crown of the world and all of equine civilization
The sun may sail in the sky so high, but it's settled in a central location
And still she swears they're not her wares, this Alicornization
Hold to your life so very tight but still you are ascending
Broken strings are these your wings or are you just pretending?
Airborn unicorn
Bound and adorned
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Shepherd us girl, be our herald to the world, be their dawning constellation
A teenage mage in a home-built cage getting high on information
Put her under glass where they all must pass, it's Alicornization
Space may be a cold dark place but it's reached from Canterlot Station
And Luna can you hear the spheres singing songs to your salvation?
A castle is not far away, it's Alicornization
Born and raised herself to praise the scar of mutilation
Everypony curtseys and stays deaf to lamentation
Airborn unicorn
Bound and adorned
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Discord drives to an old, bent road that blows through limitation
And earthquakes raise with a crystal blaze, just another good foundation
And magic drains couldn't rein the gain of Alicornization
Hold to your life so very tight but still you are ascending
Better than the best, this is no test, but is this what you're craving?
Airborn unicorn
Bound and adorned
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
Dream of Alicornization
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Personally I always preferred Rarity's single "Give it Away."
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Fixed? At least for now, I guess.