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TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

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  • 9 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

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  • 23 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

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  • 27 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

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  • 37 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

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Jun
1st
2020

The results of my May 2020 Patreon Polls are in! Also, big project updates · 5:54am Jun 1st, 2020

Happy June, everybody! I know that shit is still pretty hectic worldwide, but that doesn't mean that we can't at least try to keep some normalcy in our personal lives. And in my own case, that means continuing to churn out content month after month! Now at the current moment, I have an update to Cadance's Favorite Guard finished up, as well as a commissioned story involving an OC and some Diamond Dogs (which happens to be in the same story universe as Chronicles of a Sluttified Spike). However, since my FimFiction currently has 99 uploaded stories, I intended to write something personal to serve as my official 100th upload. I currently have two different ideas for what to post, which include:

1. Brushed Away 4: Canvas' Mission - Shortly after the climactic victory and coronation of Ruler Twilight Sparkle, local artist Canvas thought that his life would go back to normal for himself and his husband Troy; however, when his cutie mark is summoned early one morning, Canvas finds himself going on a solo trek to Baltimare to meet an old friend, and possibly learn a new art style...
[SFW - Slice of Life]

2. The Prodigy - I'm just going to link this screenshot of the main page here:
[NSFW - Horror, Tragedy, Grimdark Origin Story (also a longfic)]

Now keep in mind, neither of these stories have anything written (although I obviously already have cover pages planned out for both), so these would likely be stories that would be updated over time like my other SFW projects. However, I was curious what you guys thought of these prompts, since both of them are really appealing to me in different ways. The Brushed Away story would obviously be more fitting for a 100th story, and would likely garter a lot of positive attention after spending so long without an update; but at the same time, I'd be lying if I said I didn't have a lot of great ideas for the Cozy Glow story, which would be my first straight-up horror fic. Either way, lemme know what you guys think of the options.


Anyway! With all that out of the way, I wanted to bring you guys up to speed about my other incoming projects for June. As most of you already know, I hold two polls every month on my Patreon for Patrons to submit various ideas for stories. One of which is a story poll composed of $10+ Tier submissions, which accumulated over 90 votes overall this month alone! And the winner of that poll was only by a few votes with a total of 21, which happens to be...


Ploish

One century into the future, Twilight and Flurry Heart stage an intervention for Cadance. Apparently using a mirror pool to create a harem of your dead husband qualifies as an unhealthy fixation. Hosting orgies with them is immoral or something. According to the killjoys, it's also supremely unethical to place surveillance equipment in your harem's bathhouse… (sidenote: only two of the Shining Armors will be characters, the rest serve as extras).

So, uhhh... Yeah! This is definitely one of the more unique clopfic prompts I've received for a poll, but it's definitely an interesting idea overall. I already have a few ideas of things to try, and I can't wait to see what you guys may think of the ending results! ;)

Now in the case of my other Patreon poll, which is composed of various individual ideas casted by Patrons with $15 or higher tiers, the ending results were put through a random number generator to cast the results here:

So the winning story, which will be written out before July, will be a clopfic centered around Discord as the main character, An Arctic Research Station as the setting, and Tickling as the main kink.

Hmmm... I wonder how many references to John Carpenter's The Thing will Discord make in this story? Well, no matter what happens in this randomized story, I can already tell that a few of my fans will be eager to see the final product. ;)


Okay then! I still have a lot of projects underway for the next few weeks, so please be sure to follow me on my Patreon page for all the latest updates (including a possible Discord group~).

Comments ( 3 )
jxj
jxj #1 · Jun 1st, 2020 · · ·

I'd say brushed away 4 for your hundredth story. Also, on a semi related note, how's the print version of those coming along?

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The first story is about halfway through revisions, although I'll admit that recent work schedules have left me too overworked to really get much progress as of recently. But rest assured, I'm not letting my Brushed Away project go unfinished.

Brushed Away 4.

More stallion stuffer art horse pugilist.

Now.:ajbemused:

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