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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 57 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

    2 comments · 256 views
  • 65 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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    6 comments · 699 views
  • 94 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

    12 comments · 593 views
  • 97 weeks
    L-game

    Thing

    3 comments · 543 views
  • 98 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

    1 comments · 423 views
May
18th
2020

commissions are open again · 7:38pm May 18th, 2020

yep, it's that time again

the time of the month when our bank account balance is empty and we're not sure how we're gonna afford food for the next week. the time of the month where our existential dread is finally beginning to recede in the face of sheer panic and utter and inescapable poverty.

in other words, we'd like to write for you!

we currently only have one (count 'em: ONE) project in the queue, and we're waiting on word back from our commissioner to finish it up. we also have a few interested folks lurking around, but probably reticent to pull the trigger due to our the squirrely and tenuous nature of our grasp on reality. while we can't do much to excuse our ongoing battle with depression and other mental illnesses, we know we've always pulled through in the past, and we'll make sure to bring your idea to life with our utmost care and attention, even if we don't have that same care and attention to spend on our selves.

if you've been floating around and wanted to go ahead with a project, drop us a line. we'll do our best to work on an outline and get you added to the line-up. hope everypony is doing well. soon the crisis restrictions will begin to be relaxed, and we're a bit worried about it. we almost cried when we went out grocery shopping today. as usual. :x

<3

Comments ( 3 )

I do have an interesting idea for a story, I already pitched it to someone else, but I’d actually like to see how else people can interpret it

Can I or others help you get government assistance of some sort? I know wherever in Western Canada you are is probably different that California, but here it was surprisingly easy to get a temporary disability designation because of my own mental health issues, which then translated into cash aid I was able to use to pay my rent.

As long as we live in a neoliberal hellhole where those in charge feed us just enough crumbs to prevent riots and revolution, we might as well get all the crumbs we can.

I'm open to getting a commission. I just gotta think of a good idea.

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