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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • 1 week
    Fun Police People?

    Just think about it, you and a couple of friends are watching classic South Park or something edgy. And then, some person comes who's not even a fan of it, demands changes (censorship) or outright turns off the program. Just why do people do this? Why do they ruin everyone's fun?

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  • 7 weeks
    A story based on this image would be nice

    I think it would be quite cute. Art by icey.

    derpibooru link: https://derpibooru.org/images/3327595

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  • 12 weeks
    My thoughts on Stellar Blade

    Her ass is not fat enough. That is all.

    Ponies got much better asses.

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  • 25 weeks
    MLP Gen5 Butts are too small

    Seriously, they are. This is by far the most important issue, if they made their asses fatter it would improve viewership. If they made the ponies thicc prudes would complain, which would only draw in even more viewers. Twilight Sparkle, the protagonist of the series has a fat ass, and her teacher Princess Celestia, who's ass is even fatter.

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  • 28 weeks
    I don't like anthro

    The main reason is uncanny valley. When something looks human but not quite. A perfect example would be a robot trying to mimic being human, it looks unsettling. It's somewhat insulting towards the ponies, you have Twilight Sparkle there a beautiful unicorn and you can't embrace her just because she's not fully in human shape, even though she has all the qualifications to be a sapient-minded

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May
16th
2020

Parody fic ideas? · 7:01am May 16th, 2020

Do you have any parody fic ideas? As in stories intentionally badly written or mocking another story. I ask (as you very well know) since most of my stories are parody fics.

I'm not sure about parody fics of my own stories since I already done that before.

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You can do one of this one, but instead of the human being a pussy and running from everyone he actually fights back
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/221016/get-him

Anon gives Celestia a Roomba.

Twilight discovers how to make a wish spell through the study of genies, chaos ensues.

Alternatively Twilight learns "Summon lesser demon," said demon only wants to chill out and read books. Much to Twilights delight and Shining Armors horror.

Other spells for twilight to learn: Dragon slave(Said dragon summoned via spell is an understandably upset dragon lord Scales), Expecto Patronus(Patronus is actually brutally honest and slap twilight with some hard truths), Summon Greater Demon(Ends up summoning Celestia), and Sands of Visiti (three minutes of no magic is all it takes for Equestria to fall to an invading army of Abbysains .)

Not sure if this idea is already a thing buuuutt...:trixieshiftright:

Anon discovers that zebra booty bongos can invoke magical nonsense and proceeds to use Zecora for questionable nonsense.:moustache:

Spoiler, he develops a nasty case of monkey paw and she's vengeful.:trollestia:

How about one of the mane 6 wants to grow super huge, because that's their fetish, and ropes poor Anon into this... but once she gets super huge (somewhere between 100-500ft) she realizes too late that now nothing can really satisfy her urges... especially poor tiny Anon.

But it ends with her reverting back to a more manageable height... that's still bigger than Anon (maybe leaving her Celestia-sized?) and decides that this is the better alternative? *shrugs*

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