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Bendy


I like big ponies and I cannot lie.

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  • Sunday
    The power of Dwarven craftmenship

    Better than any elf. All three movies much shorter now.

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  • 1 week
    The fandom is a shadow of its former self

    It seems we have become the DĂșnedain of Eriador after the fall of Arnor. Our numbers are few, and we get few reinforcements in the form of new fans. But as semi furries (some of us, outright furries) we may draw in some new people here and there. Perhaps when the G5 series will happen Aragon will come out of the shadows and lead us to greatness once more? Then again, not every brony is on

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  • 2 weeks
    Writing outside your comfort zone

    My comfort zone is semi-trollfic stories with absolute nonsensical themes. But I have experimented outside of it from time to time. Recently, I am working on an ongoing serious story called: Only Friend.

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    8 comments · 105 views
  • 3 weeks
    Sorry for all the blog spam I did recently

    I just lost followers over it, it seems. I'll make sure to space them out in the future. Just wanted to say that. I was making a blog post nearly every day, along with spamming out stories like a machine gun.

    7 comments · 105 views
  • 3 weeks
    Super Secret Petting finally now has an ending

    Sorry for the short chapter. But I simply wanted to end this story. I had not updated this in a long time. Sorry, if it has a disappointing ending. But at least, it has an end once and for all. It was eating away at me. There are some other stories I never finished, which makes me a little sad.

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May
16th
2020

Parody fic ideas? · 7:01am May 16th, 2020

Do you have any parody fic ideas? As in stories intentionally badly written or mocking another story. I ask (as you very well know) since most of my stories are parody fics.

I'm not sure about parody fics of my own stories since I already done that before.

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Comments ( 5 )

You can do one of this one, but instead of the human being a pussy and running from everyone he actually fights back
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/221016/get-him

Anon gives Celestia a Roomba.

Twilight discovers how to make a wish spell through the study of genies, chaos ensues.

Alternatively Twilight learns "Summon lesser demon," said demon only wants to chill out and read books. Much to Twilights delight and Shining Armors horror.

Other spells for twilight to learn: Dragon slave(Said dragon summoned via spell is an understandably upset dragon lord Scales), Expecto Patronus(Patronus is actually brutally honest and slap twilight with some hard truths), Summon Greater Demon(Ends up summoning Celestia), and Sands of Visiti (three minutes of no magic is all it takes for Equestria to fall to an invading army of Abbysains .)

Not sure if this idea is already a thing buuuutt...:trixieshiftright:

Anon discovers that zebra booty bongos can invoke magical nonsense and proceeds to use Zecora for questionable nonsense.:moustache:

Spoiler, he develops a nasty case of monkey paw and she's vengeful.:trollestia:

How about one of the mane 6 wants to grow super huge, because that's their fetish, and ropes poor Anon into this... but once she gets super huge (somewhere between 100-500ft) she realizes too late that now nothing can really satisfy her urges... especially poor tiny Anon.

But it ends with her reverting back to a more manageable height... that's still bigger than Anon (maybe leaving her Celestia-sized?) and decides that this is the better alternative? *shrugs*

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