TTISI: Ace Combat 7 (Ace Mode) · 2:02am May 11th, 2020
SPEEDRUN BOOOOIIIIIIII
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To bombers, I say- BEGONE THOT!!!
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I’m about to turn your unmanned drones into unmanned trash cans my guy!
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Avril, my girl, the dogs should’ve ripped your legs off by now.
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Corsetta is such waifu material. Like, in both a game aspect, and in an anime aspect.
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How many times do I gotta teach y’all that Clown and I are ready to get wet, wild, and do dirty, dirty things- *stops to laugh at the stupid comment* you know what, at least you’re not as much of a simp as PJ from AC Zero.
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Sorry, I can’t really help you when there’s fifty other drones bein’ a bitch ass mother fucker too.
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AWACS: Harling’s still the president in my eyes.
Me: *getting flashbacks to Ace Combat 5, tearing up and remembering the emotional roller coaster I went through*... He is too, in mine... *remembers how the mission ends and actually has to stop for a bit.*
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It’s absolutely amazing how fast I can do this mission-
*MoThEr GoOsE oNe Is ShOt DoWn*
NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY DUUUUDE!!!
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Avril: I heard the new guy in prison shot down Harling. I’m tempted to thank him, since he technically sent my dad to his death-
Me: And this is why I Mc’fuckin hate you.
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Bandog: *speaks*
Me: Uh oh, it sounds like a guard dog don’t got no bone to chew! Poor little doggo boggo shut-the-fuck-uppo.
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Bandog: Spare 15 flew into the mountain! Damn fool!
Me, flying through the tunnel in the mountain: *visible confusion*
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McKinsley: Welp. All of you, solitary now.
Me: *is not taken into solitary since I didn’t waste any ammo at all and still took down at least 99% of the base* heheh, *points finger guns like a fucking dork*
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Bandog: Go hide in the thunderclouds like Trigger.
Me: Bitch, I am barely getting missed by lightning! How the fuck is this cowardly!?
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Mister X, get ready to die.
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Mother fucker, he got away.
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*much later*
Count: You did that on purpose Bandog.
Bandog: *denies it*
Me: Horton hears A B I T C H A S S L I A R.
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McKinsley! *breathes*
Me: *shoots him down immediately*
Also me: *is awarded 1000 points for shooting down the escort I was supposed to protect*
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