we love the bar rescue guy

his name is Jon Taffer and he yells a lot. his voice hangs around in our head as Player 8, who also likes to yell a lot. sometimes it's a problem, but other times it's fun because he helps us when we're scared or need help. before that it was Gordon Ramsay. we also like him a lot and would like to give him a hug or get a big hug from him. probably the second one.

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[darf]

when you cook the pieces of dead animal flesh you have to make sure to use a paper towel to drain off all the slime. and later when it cools off you can put the slime in a jar and it turns into a white blob you could cook with maybe. i heard that somewhere.

[Shadow of the Night]

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[darf]

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dude in one episode he was on a mad rant about fruit flies, but he gets to the punchline and says 'fluit fries' and the take was too fluid for them to edit it out and redub, so there's just him saying 'FLOOT FRIES' in the middle of a rant, and it blew our fucking brains apart.

lol

lol every time we listen to it

the way he says 'FLOOT FRIES'

holy shit

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