It's National Marijuana Day

And I am fucking gasping for some weed. Unfortunately, I can't have any because A. It's illegal, B. Mum doesn't trust me with the stuff, and C. My brother had stopped smoking thanks to a bad reaction to some antidepressants messing with his heart.

But I suppose I could share an unpublished excerpt from That time my OC got turned into a waifu to mark the occasion:

Lion and Tree Hugger sat behind the school enjoying their respective joints. They stared absent-mindedly at the clouds, basking in their fluffiness.

"Isn't it weird that there are people who live in the clouds?" Lion asked.

"Yeah, it's pretty radical," Tree Hugger replied "Do you ever feel like going up into the clouds and, like, rolling around in them? I bet it would feel like the fluffiest mattress ever."

Lion and Tree Hugger laughed at the thought of the both of them rolling around in the clouds stark-naked. At the corner of Tree Hugger's eye, she saw Principal Celestia and Vice Principal Luna walking around the school grounds.

"Oh shit, the fuzz," Tree Hugger said "I gotta go, dude. Cool meeting you."

Lion giggled at Tree Hugger's utterance of the word "shit". It was such a funny word. It was so funny, he felt like he could make a song out of it. After all, it was Equestrian tradition to burst into random song and dance numbers.

Shit-titty doo-dee, shit-titty dee-day
Oh my, oh my, I had a shit-titty day

For a second, Lion saw what he thought was Celestia turning her head and looking at him for a second.

"Shit!"

Want to read the rest of this chapter? Wait until Saturday.

Comments

[Autumnblazelover61]

Oh, Tree Hugger is a happy little pony today!

[NicLove]

What CollegeHumor did

[NicLove]