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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

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  • 17 weeks
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  • 31 weeks
    THE LIST.

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    Mare Fair

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  • 44 weeks
    My father died last Wednesday.

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31st
2020

Admiral's done a thing! · 5:31am Mar 31st, 2020

So, in a strange twist of fate, after all of his hard work with my oddly strange story YCH, I was honored that the King of Slice of Life himself offered me a glimpse and chance to pre-read a story he's now posted.

Amorosa

It is a mature story, however it's strictly talking about sex and all of those things in between the sheets, if you're squeamish and unsure about M stories. It's a very unique take, and honestly perspective, in the adult prostitute industry, and gives readers a strange sense of how these situations can be. What they're feeling, be it a woman or a man, and how we can all take something from a stranger, be it a physical need, emotional need, or spiritual.

So go give this one a read, it's worth the time, and has some funny moments of dialogue. The banter is priceless, and that's my kind of story.

(also Admiral, is that cover art the art you got made? If so, she's so adorable I'd let her suck my lolly pop all night.

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You confused me there for a second.

ROBCakeran53
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I have that effect on people.

also Admiral, is that cover art the art you got made?

Sadly, no . . . I searched through ten thousand Derpibooru images.

If so, she's so adorable I'd let her suck my lolly pop all night.

She really is.

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