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The Cloptimist


do not mistake peace for quiet

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  • 26 weeks
    Salute to the old PC

    Well, it finally happened.

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    6 comments · 105 views
  • 28 weeks
    And now we're back

    "And now we're back
    On the field of play
    And we'll be here
    For the next five days!"
    - The Duckworth Lewis Method, "Test Match Special"

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    8 comments · 142 views
  • 100 weeks
    Awaken

    It's been a while, but - while I'm not likely to write anything new, sorry! - I'm at a place now where I feel comfortable logging back in and reading (and sometimes commenting!) again. I know this didn't really merit an announcement, but I've seen a few DMs and comments since the last time I was here, and I just wanted to reassure people that if you want to message me or leave comments, they will

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    7 comments · 275 views
  • 122 weeks
    Inactive

    I won't be deleting the account, because it's been pointed out to me before that some people somehow found something they liked in my stories and it's not really fair of me to take it away, but I'm done with Fimfiction. Thanks for having me. Bye.

    16 comments · 770 views
  • 140 weeks
    In which I apologise for being a year behind schedule and note a remarkable coincidence

    So, the five of you who are still following me will note it's been a while since I published a story, and even longer since I teased my big upcoming project - nearly a year since that blog, in fact! I'm so sorry.

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Feb
24th
2020

New story, finally · 12:27am Feb 24th, 2020

So, having written draft after draft after draft, with none of them (so far) actually seeing the light of day, and having published nothing since July other than a little EQG meta-scribble , I've finally committed my thirteenth story to paper (or, well, electrons, but anyway the first chapter is up and readable.)

TDiplodocus
A dinosaur dig at Sweet Apple Acres threatens to send Rainbow Dash and Applejack's relationship into a tailspin.
The Cloptimist · 24k words  ·  25  9 · 667 views

Diplodocus is a story I'd had the, uh, bones of rattling around for a while - actually, it was two separate ideas for stories, but they were each missing a couple of things. The Carnegie Diplodocus skeleton was doing a tour of British museums and I went to see it, leading to a dream about the ponies supervising a dinosaur dig, which made me want to write a story about it, but I couldn't come up with a plot. Separately, I had a story about Applejack being shut out of her own house and it causing problems in her relationship with Rainbow Dash. Then, I tripped over the Sixth AppleDash Contest: Go Big or Go Home, and everything kind of coalesced into... this. A story of love, rye whiskey and dinosaurs.

The first chapter, as I said in the footnote, kind of feels like its own standalone standard-issue Cloptimist slice-of-life story in its own right, but there's more to come! This is only the second time I've ever attempted a story with more than one chapter, and the last one (Errors, also a contest entry) is still my least-viewed story of all time (though I remain really proud of it). Anyway, I hope you all enjoy this one, and sorry for being away for so long!

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