It is time once again! · 5:07pm Jan 16th, 2020
Alright folks, Ink is finally done with the season opener-
Well, ain’t you bananas just bland as an uncooked chicken!
And getting it done has made him a little… loopy.
Yes, all his life!
Calypso, don’t encourage him! Anyway, the plan now is to get it edited and then we’ll be spreading them out over the course of a weekend. A long weekend actually, since it’s been cut down into four chapters. I mean it WAS 23K words long.
The next chapter should be out now directly!
I’d rather you in a more stable frame of mind before you start writing again.
Oh, he’s so excited about the next chapter, now!
Say, would you post-it notes like to hear about the time we saw the Loch Ness Monster?
No, Ink, they don’t-
Oh, musta been seven, eight years ago. Me and Cally were out on this boat, ya see, all alone at night for some reason, when all of a sudden, this huge creature, this giant crustacean from the palo-pony-ithic era, comes out of the water!
We were so scared! Makers have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and yelled “Ink, what in Equestria is that creature!?”
He stood above us looking down with these big, red eyes!
Oh Makers, it was so scary!
And I yelled, I said “What do you want from us, monster!?” and the monster bent down and said “I-I need about tree fiddy.”
...You done yet?
Three dollars and fifty cents!
Tree Fiddy!
Seriously, stop egging him on!
That’s right! I said “I ain’t giving you no tree fiddy, you Makers-damn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own Makers-damn money!”
I gave him a dollar
She gives him a dollar!
I thought he’d go away if I gave him a dollar
Well of course he’s not going to go away, Cally! You give him a dollar, he’s gonna assume you got more!
Anyway… we also want to share how the upload/update/publish/whatever-you-call-it schedule is going to go. After this the next chapter of 2 Bits is planned, then the next chapter of Requiem, then-
And that was the third time we saw the Loch Ness Monster. Then there was this one time, I believe it was October-
November
November. There was this knock on the door. I open it, and there’s this cute little Filly Scout
Oh, she was so adorable with the little pig-tails and all
And she says to me “How would you like to buy some cookies?” and I said “Well, what kind do you have?” she had Celestia Sprinkle, Luna Moon Pie-
Cady Candy
Cady Candy. And I said “We’ll take a Luna Moon Pie. How much will that be?” And she looks at me and she says “I need about tree fiddy.”
Tree fiddy
Well it was about that time that I noticed that this Filly Scout was about ten stories tall and was a crustacean from the mezo-pony era!
The Loch Ness Monster!
I said “Damn it monster, get offa my lawn! I ain’t givin’ you no tree fiddy!” and he said “how ‘bout just two fiddy?” and I said “Oh, now it’s only two fiddy!? What, is there a sale on Loch Ness Munchies or somethin’!?”
Makers, he was angry!
Damn right I was angry!
Not you, the monster! He was about to whoop your behind!
Aw, shut your beak, Cally!
IF I MAY CONTINUE!
Sure! That crazy old monster. Then the fourth time…
And then we move on to the next chapter of the main story and that order will continue about the same until around Keep Calm and Flutter On, where both that chapter and the final chapter of Requiem will be posted at the same time. That will then be followed by what is most likely to be the final chapter of 2 Bits for this season. After that, it’s pretty much all original content for the rest of the season, so look forward to that. Anything else you two want to add?
And then the aliens had me up on their ship, right? They were probing me and all that
We had taco salad that night
Don’t matter what we had for dinner Cally! Now, this alien had a big blue head and big blue eyes and he was all bent over me. I said “What do you want from me, alien!?” And do you know what he said?
Tree Fiddy
Let me tell the dang story now! He said “tree fiddy”, and so I realized it wasn’t no alien, it was that Makers-damn Loch Ness Monster again trying to trick me into givin’ him tree fiddy by dressing up like an alien! Don’t that just beat all!?
I’d just given him tree fiddy the week before
WHAT!? You gave that monster another dang three fiddy!?
He tricked me
Well no wonder the dang monster keeps coming back to our house you keep givin’ him tree fiddy!
About what I figured
Hey, can I get another three fifty? Eve’s acting up again and I want a coffee while I get her that “Slim Jim” she likes.
Alright, here ya go
Makers damn it, Cally, there you go givin’ the Loch Ness Monster ANOTHER tree fiddy! How many times you gonna keep doin’ that!?
Tree fiddy for the fish tiddies
Riiiiiight, I’m gonna go now
...I need a drink.
Alternatively:
Season 3; the light is green!
Damn loch Ness monster. How he gonna ask you for tree fiddy, but he just asks me for fiddy dollars?
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I am an agent of chaos!
hehe, looking forward to this
Midnight, seriously, how do you put up with this lot?!
I have my own bunch driving me bonkers, so I have a pretty good idea, but all the same, girlfriend?
You have the patience of a saint when it comes to Ink and the rest of your crew.
Or Job.
Take your pick.
Is it sad that I was more invested in what Ink was saying than what Midnight was?
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It's a big office building; normally I can just go find an empty room and sleep under a desk and keep the interactions to a minimum. There's also my human counterpart and Sunset who have their heads on straight, so I have SOME sane people to talk to.
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No, it just shows you like comedy more than update noise.
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Well, that's good.
You know Ink, I get the feeling Cally and Pinkie are going to get on famously. Are we in trouble? Because I feel like we might be in trouble.
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More Midnight?!
It's about time.
Katarina sits down, staring at the monitor to wait for the chapters.
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Pretty much
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You might want to do something else since it won't go up until next Thursday
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Somehow, somehow I knew you would do that.
Luna's starry mane and tail.
Well, if you're going to go, go with a smile.
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An idea I had if I went through with the "each bearer gets their own branch" idea was that Calypso would be the ONLY member of the Laughter Branch, as Pinkie would have driven everyone else nuts
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I'm not so sure about that. Pinkie is very friendly and outgoing, she is also really overbearing sometimes too. So it's not a given, I think,
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Katarina just sits there staring impatiently.
"Hmmph"
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agreed