#52

Welcome, friend. You know, a lot of people say: 'Cackling Moron? Isn’t he the guy who writes all that HiE crap?' Well, good luck to you, you’re an idiot. Because my stories always say something, even if it’s just something simple like: 'Don’t genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men', there's always a message or a theme. When I wrote, directed, and starred in Cackling Moron's Endless Deathmarch of the Same Story Over and Over Again back in the 1980s, I gave every episode a theme — even when we were running out of time, or I was really tired.

...well I thought it was funny...

Comments

[Jaro45]

As an evil monologue, it's a start. Add a couple more paragraphs hinting at your grand plan to... whatever.

[Muppetz]

what the hell does this say?

[SIGAWESOME]

'Don’t genetically engineer crabs to be as big as men'

Directions unclear. Now have genetically engineered crabs the size of horses. Please send help ASAP.

[Cackling Moron]

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No that's fine.

[Cackling Moron]

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I don't...I don't really know how to break it down for you.

[Cackling Moron]

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Pffbt, plans indeed...

I've got this far without a plan! Look upon my works!

I wrote something while waiting for potatoes to cook and it got FEATURED! Plans would just hold me back!