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Aug
11th
2019

More Harem madness! · 2:19am Aug 11th, 2019

Have you been waiting patiently for more of Baked Bean's misadventures in his unexpected harem?

Your patience will soon be rewarded! A new chapter of The Harem Noses shall soon be released! :yay:

Don't care about that, you say? Fear not! I am hard at work on the next chapter for Pregnant Noses, so stay tuned!

And don't forget, I have a surprise coming with Rainbow Dash... :rainbowdetermined2:

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Georg #2 · Aug 11th, 2019 · · 1 ·

And can you tell I've been helping! (I rolled a 4! I'm participating! )

“This is all your fault,” murmured Shining Armor from where he dangled upside-down in their makeshift prison.

“True,” agreed Baked Bean, tied up and dangling right beside him. “If I hadn’t been vigorously proposed to by Nightmare Moon, you’d be the one married to three alicorn princesses. I can’t believe Celestia seriously was talking about having me in bed with all three of them,” he added in a distracted tone of voice while swaying in the ropes. “One is difficult enough. Luna does this thing with her horn—” He broke off with a shudder and faint, “eep!”

“Is that where she turns her head to one side and… No, we need to focus,” said Shining. “Can you see what they put on my horn so I can’t do magic?”

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All the more reason for everyone to check out the new chapter when I release it! Georg took my meh and turned it into HEY!

Going to be interesting, seeing the relationship between Cadance and Luna after her actions ended her relationship with Shining Armor.

5103661
Wow...Bean’s a jerk. Just openly talking right in front of Shining about sleeping with the Mare he stole from him, the love of Shining’s life, what an awful thing to do.

5103741
Well it was hardly his fault. Irrespective on the other hand, dastardly fellow!

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It's not as cruel as it seems. Once you see the full statement in context, it'll make more sense and be rather funny. Trust me. :trixieshiftright:

5103858
He’s literally joking about banging the Mare Shining loves right in his face, that isn’t funny that’s just cruel.

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