I played a rock in my stage play. · 2:29am Aug 4th, 2019
It was just for our family. I was playing a rock talking to a little girl (younger sister) about how wonderful it is to be a rock. You'd only have to sit there and not eat potato soup. Downside is, you'd get skipped across rivers. And I like being dry, thank you very much. I wanted too chase after her when she left, but I couldn't. Because rocks don't have any legs.
That's both hilarious and tragic all at once.
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I want legs so badly! If only I wasn't cursed with cerebral palsy!
Speaking of which, my Longing story talks about cerebral palsy.
The Italian stallion would beg to differ.
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Wait, you have cerebral palsy too? By “too,” I mean, not me, but I have a friend who said she does.
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No. I was just joking about that. She's Artistfire, right?
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Right. Can’t believe I fell for that joke though, I’m such an idiot.
Maud Pie is that you?
Maud approves and agrees
To be a sentient rock is either a boundless journey on personal reflection while watching the world grow, or an eternal state of exostential horror.
I haven't the capacity for either, so I'm good with being human