Moth · 11:00pm Jul 21st, 2019
So I went downstair to say goodnight to my sister and her best friend but on the way back to my room, there was a moth on the wall so I grabbed a plastic cup and Put it over the moth to capture it so I can release it without killing it. But the moth was not completely into the cup, I was actualy crushing half of the moth so when I slidded the cup toward me, I cut the moth in half leaving a trail of blood And a wing behind.
My sister And her friend almost cry with laughters so I freaked out And I took a tissue to clean the mess but my mother came to see why the girls were laughing their asses off so I told her that Nadege, my sister's friend told us a joke, the story of a courgette ( cucumber in french) qui court et qui se jette.
She looked at my with suspicious eyes but my plan worked and she went Back to her room and I cleaned up the mess. This was a very intense moment in my Life but the mortal of the story is jokes can save your Life also don't use plastic cup to capture moths, it's not very ecological wait what was I saying again !?
this was funnier than it should be
I have a friend who did this to a frog. Granted, they had no idea what they were doing.
The trick I had been taught was to gently slide a piece of paper under the cup. Well, I passed this on to my friend and, somehow when they did it, they ended up slicing the frog in half.
From what I was told, it was a very tiny frog. But still... how?
Urk!🤢
5092318
This is horrible but still extremely funny if you Ask me!
5092280
They were laughing so damn hard, it wasn't easy for me to hold my laugh in front of my mom but Hell, I was trying to be Nice but still, Mothra wasn't on my side this Time.
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Yeah I know right!