Happy British Colonies Days · 5:49pm Jul 5th, 2023
Ponyville was experiencing one of the most important days in the kingdom's history, Independence Day. Equestria was for a long time ruled by dragons and their tyrannical king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third. For the occasion, The girls were dressed in colonial-era clothes, simple brown dresses while Twilight, Celestia, and Luna spent a quarter of the kingdom's budget on military outfits.
The same treatment was applied to the streets of the city with blue, white, and red stripes everywhere. Mayor Mare was standing on many boxes with tea written on them while wearing a ceremonial dress and a white wig, ''My dear friends! Today is a day of our freedom, and so, we must honor the memories of those who fought for this very symbolic liberty. The day of us being held down is no more! Put your riffles down and help me sink those boxes of tyranny, TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA WE THEIR TEA!!!!
All rushed on the crates of tea and threw them into the artificial bay created for the occasion. The many cries of the population were like a symphony of freedom and peace for all, only there is one problem remaining in this city, a certain Spike Drake
''Good lord! What are you unhinged scoundrels doing to those innocent 240 chests of Bohea, 15 of Congou, 10 of Souchong (all black teas), 60 of Singlo, and 15 of Hyson (both green teas)? This is outrageous! Spike Drake was wearing a red coat with a white wig and his face was fully covered with white powder with a black dot next to his mouth, and strangely enough, all his teeth are now rotting.
At once, you put them, you filthy savages! You can not deny the majesty of my magnificent king, George William Frederick Dragoon Lagoon the Third! God save the King!
Everyone looked at Spike in shock, except Twilight who was just tired of her brother's bullshit.
Spike, Celestia said calmly. I understand that you are sad about this day, this day represents when your kind failed to maintain a form of greatness, and your people are now suffering from this. The kingdom's past is torturous, but the past is past, we must move forward together hand in hand so that we can shine in the sun. So my child, what do you decide to do? She held out her hand to Spike, a gentle warmth coming from it.
Spike looked sadly at the tea staining the bay, the water is now dark, just like his people's past. He looked at Celestia and the girls who stood proudly behind her, “Oh Dear, I Seem to Have Spotted a Cunt! Good day!'' Spike ran off while giving the finger to the queen and her people.
Twilight, your brother is a dick!
Happy British colonies days, you twat!
……what did I just read
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I can't believe they threw all this dragon tea into the sea
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Probably for the best I’m not a fan of tea anyway
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I prefer cocoa
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Same