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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

Dec
25th
2022

Facts with Spike II: Electric Boogaloo · 8:50pm Dec 25th, 2022

Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

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Oct
31st
2022

Facts with Spike · 10:13pm Oct 31st, 2022

Spike was sitting in his brown leather chair reading The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving,

Oh, I didn't see you there....what are you doing at my house anyway? I didn't invite you so fu...What? Oh, you are here to listen to some amazing facts about the crazy things I did during my life, more precisely during this special holiday. I'm speaking of Halloween you dumb fucko...Top ten Halloween facts about me and why I should be in jail!

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Feb
14th
2022

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 6:15pm Feb 14th, 2022

5 month Later

Fallout was in his car, waiting for Spike to come out of jail after his failed attempt to make Rarity fall in love with him only using the fair strength of his penis and a mysterious box.

'''Why am I doing this in the first place? Asked fallout briefly looking at the time on his watch, ''there he is!''

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Nov
1st
2021

NNN is back · 6:11pm Nov 1st, 2021

Welcome to Ponyville have Talent! Everyone has a chance to show off their singing talent! Our next candidate is ... Spike Drake?

Everyone's favorite dragon took the stage wearing a walnut costume

'' MMMHH yeah listen up everybody stops eating your shitty food cause you di"bt wants this: You all want some nuts in your mouth! ""

Spike's mom spat her glass of wine on her husband

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Oct
31st
2021

Spooky scary skeletons · 4:52pm Oct 31st, 2021

The Nightmare Night party was in full swing. All the ponies were dancing in their clothes as monsters, vampires, mummies and other night creatures were here to boogie all night. When suddenly, the horrifying music stopped like when a fragile heart encounter the slightest, tiniest, cutest eight-legged freak.

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Feb
22nd
2021

Face · 3:18pm Feb 22nd, 2021

I think it's time for me to reveal the face of the one causing such madness with his writing worthy of Discord Himself!

Gaze upon the face of the one who turned Spike Drake, the little dragon everypony love and cares for into Spike Motherfucking Drake, a teenage fucker who takes no shit from anypony, who loves being evil just for the hell of it!

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Feb
14th
2021

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 3:26pm Feb 14th, 2021

Spike was completely naked outside Rarity's house, he was holding a present below his belt. He knocked on the door and Rarity opened the door, the girls were behind her.

What do you want Sp .... '' She stopped speaking when she saw Spike.

Spike looked at Rarity tenderly then with a brusque and calculated gesture he removed his hands from the gift which did not fall.

'' HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY DARLING !!! ''

`` WHAT THE FUCK, SPIKE! ''

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Dec
26th
2020

Merry Christmas...Late · 3:18pm Dec 26th, 2020

From Spike the Lone Wanderer production and from his associate Hereforthegoldskies, we would like to wish you a late yet sincere merry Christmas and a happy new year during those dark times. Stay safe and Merry Christmas!!!

Nov
23rd
2020

Day 20 of NNN · 5:24pm Nov 23rd, 2020

Museum of the history of Equestria, Canterlot, in other words rich, snobby people town.

A little Spike Drake was walking hand in hand with Twilight's mom in the museum when suddenly they stopped to look at a Painting called Solaris' victory over the Dragon Savages.

They looked at it without saying anything when suddenly the director of the museum came towards them

'' Do you like the painting, young man? '' He asked

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Nov
19th
2020

Day 19 of NNN · 11:47pm Nov 19th, 2020

Day 19:

Today I brought back to life Applejack's dead Parents...then I obliterated the shit out of their rotten body...then I brought them back to life again...and I killed them for good this time... I was bored.

Anyway, I'll be in the past for now, see ya!