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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

Feb
22nd
2021

Face · 3:18pm February 22nd

I think it's time for me to reveal the face of the one causing such madness with his writing worthy of Discord Himself!

Gaze upon the face of the one who turned Spike Drake, the little dragon everypony love and cares for into Spike Motherfucking Drake, a teenage fucker who takes no shit from anypony, who loves being evil just for the hell of it!

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Feb
14th
2021

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 3:26pm February 14th

Spike was completely naked outside Rarity's house, he was holding a present below his belt. He knocked on the door and Rarity opened the door, the girls were behind her.

What do you want Sp .... '' She stopped speaking when she saw Spike.

Spike looked at Rarity tenderly then with a brusque and calculated gesture he removed his hands from the gift which did not fall.

'' HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY DARLING !!! ''

`` WHAT THE FUCK, SPIKE! ''

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Dec
26th
2020

Merry Christmas...Late · 3:18pm Dec 26th, 2020

From Spike the Lone Wanderer production and from his associate Hereforthegoldskies, we would like to wish you a late yet sincere merry Christmas and a happy new year during those dark times. Stay safe and Merry Christmas!!!

Nov
23rd
2020

Day 20 of NNN · 5:24pm Nov 23rd, 2020

Museum of the history of Equestria, Canterlot, in other words rich, snobby people town.

A little Spike Drake was walking hand in hand with Twilight's mom in the museum when suddenly they stopped to look at a Painting called Solaris' victory over the Dragon Savages.

They looked at it without saying anything when suddenly the director of the museum came towards them

'' Do you like the painting, young man? '' He asked

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Nov
19th
2020

Day 19 of NNN · 11:47pm Nov 19th, 2020

Day 19:

Today I brought back to life Applejack's dead Parents...then I obliterated the shit out of their rotten body...then I brought them back to life again...and I killed them for good this time... I was bored.

Anyway, I'll be in the past for now, see ya!

Nov
18th
2020

Day 18 of NNN · 10:21pm Nov 18th, 2020

Day 18:

Spike was at his window, doing nothing when suddenly he heard, thanks to his superhearing, a conversation of a young couple.

'' How many children would you like to have? '' Asked the male pony.

"Just one, a little princess that I would love with all my heart!" Replied the female pegasus.

'' You know, we could try to have this princess tonight while watching a porn '' Proposed the male pony

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Nov
17th
2020

Day 17 of NNN · 10:19pm Nov 17th, 2020

Day 17:

Giving birth to an apple seed is a great thing ... Nah who am I kidding! This sucks Appljejack's ass.

Going into the kitchen, I noticed that Twilight, my beloved sister, was making an omelet (it's the first time I've seen her cooking, by the way).

Of course, she ignored me. I saw that she was holding an egg in her right hand. Right before she burst it in the pan, I snapped my fingers like that bold purple guy.

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Nov
16th
2020

Day 16 of NNN · 9:44pm Nov 16th, 2020

Day 16:

I put an apple seed in my hand and I concentrated my cosmic vital energy to make the seed germinate.

I only waited 5 seconds to see the seed germinate. A tree is a living being, so according to my logic, I created life.

I just have to enlarge the process.

Nov
15th
2020

Day 15 of NNN · 9:54pm Nov 15th, 2020

Day 15 :

I'm halfway through the challenge that is behind my ascent to perfection, but I still have a lot to learn ... nah

today i melted lead in the palm of my right hand and then played with the liquid metal. I became a metalbender or that one guy wearing a cape and a bucket for helmet and whom his worst foe is a mister clean in a wheelchair.

Anyway I played with it for 5 mins then hardened it to ingot shape and changed it to gold.

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Nov
14th
2020

Day 14 of NNN · 10:48pm Nov 14th, 2020

Day 14:

I can now fly and move objets with the power of my mind. For a majority, if not the whole kingdom, those two abilities are great. Well I am not those buffon! Those are the basic stuff you can easily master by removing Both your thumbs from up your ass!

I have trenscended the cosmos to become perfect, not to become the next Benedick Cumberbatch!

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