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spike the lone wanderer


Just a lonely dragon walking to his next adventures.

Feb
14th
2022

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 6:15pm February 14th

5 month Later

Fallout was in his car, waiting for Spike to come out of jail after his failed attempt to make Rarity fall in love with him only using the fair strength of his penis and a mysterious box.

'''Why am I doing this in the first place? Asked fallout briefly looking at the time on his watch, ''there he is!''

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Nov
1st
2021

NNN is back · 6:11pm Nov 1st, 2021

Welcome to Ponyville have Talent! Everyone has a chance to show off their singing talent! Our next candidate is ... Spike Drake?

Everyone's favorite dragon took the stage wearing a walnut costume

'' MMMHH yeah listen up everybody stops eating your shitty food cause you di"bt wants this: You all want some nuts in your mouth! ""

Spike's mom spat her glass of wine on her husband

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Oct
31st
2021

Spooky scary skeletons · 4:52pm Oct 31st, 2021

The Nightmare Night party was in full swing. All the ponies were dancing in their clothes as monsters, vampires, mummies and other night creatures were here to boogie all night. When suddenly, the horrifying music stopped like when a fragile heart encounter the slightest, tiniest, cutest eight-legged freak.

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Feb
22nd
2021

Face · 3:18pm Feb 22nd, 2021

I think it's time for me to reveal the face of the one causing such madness with his writing worthy of Discord Himself!

Gaze upon the face of the one who turned Spike Drake, the little dragon everypony love and cares for into Spike Motherfucking Drake, a teenage fucker who takes no shit from anypony, who loves being evil just for the hell of it!

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Feb
14th
2021

Happy Valentine's day!!! · 3:26pm Feb 14th, 2021

Spike was completely naked outside Rarity's house, he was holding a present below his belt. He knocked on the door and Rarity opened the door, the girls were behind her.

What do you want Sp .... '' She stopped speaking when she saw Spike.

Spike looked at Rarity tenderly then with a brusque and calculated gesture he removed his hands from the gift which did not fall.

'' HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY DARLING !!! ''

`` WHAT THE FUCK, SPIKE! ''

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Dec
26th
2020

Merry Christmas...Late · 3:18pm Dec 26th, 2020

From Spike the Lone Wanderer production and from his associate Hereforthegoldskies, we would like to wish you a late yet sincere merry Christmas and a happy new year during those dark times. Stay safe and Merry Christmas!!!

Nov
23rd
2020

Day 20 of NNN · 5:24pm Nov 23rd, 2020

Museum of the history of Equestria, Canterlot, in other words rich, snobby people town.

A little Spike Drake was walking hand in hand with Twilight's mom in the museum when suddenly they stopped to look at a Painting called Solaris' victory over the Dragon Savages.

They looked at it without saying anything when suddenly the director of the museum came towards them

'' Do you like the painting, young man? '' He asked

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Nov
19th
2020

Day 19 of NNN · 11:47pm Nov 19th, 2020

Day 19:

Today I brought back to life Applejack's dead Parents...then I obliterated the shit out of their rotten body...then I brought them back to life again...and I killed them for good this time... I was bored.

Anyway, I'll be in the past for now, see ya!

Nov
18th
2020

Day 18 of NNN · 10:21pm Nov 18th, 2020

Day 18:

Spike was at his window, doing nothing when suddenly he heard, thanks to his superhearing, a conversation of a young couple.

'' How many children would you like to have? '' Asked the male pony.

"Just one, a little princess that I would love with all my heart!" Replied the female pegasus.

'' You know, we could try to have this princess tonight while watching a porn '' Proposed the male pony

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Nov
17th
2020

Day 17 of NNN · 10:19pm Nov 17th, 2020

Day 17:

Giving birth to an apple seed is a great thing ... Nah who am I kidding! This sucks Appljejack's ass.

Going into the kitchen, I noticed that Twilight, my beloved sister, was making an omelet (it's the first time I've seen her cooking, by the way).

Of course, she ignored me. I saw that she was holding an egg in her right hand. Right before she burst it in the pan, I snapped my fingers like that bold purple guy.

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