• Member Since 16th May, 2013
  • offline last seen 5 hours ago

TheVClaw


I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

More Blog Posts531

  • 9 weeks
    First post in 2024 -- Technical Difficulties

    Hey, guys! I know its been a while since I made a blogpost, but I've been preoccupied with writing out commissions to keep up with bills. I also recently moved to a new place (dont worry, this one was planned better than the cross-country move back in 2022), and I've been settling nicely. I've been fortunate enough to work on a new series of my own accord titled 'To Nerd A Bird,' but at the

    Read More

    0 comments · 248 views
  • 23 weeks
    Someone has to say it...

    15 comments · 517 views
  • 27 weeks
    It's my Birthday! (Also, Patreon Updates)

    Hey, y'all! As of today, I'm now a whopping thirty-three years old! I know that isn't really a big deal, but it's a good enough excuse to swing by here and explain where I've been.

    Read More

    9 comments · 414 views
  • 36 weeks
    Commissions Still Open

    Heya guys! I finally finished a good amount of my backlog, so I'm open for commissions at the moment. My rates will be around $20 per thousand words, although it may vary depending on content or number of characters involved. I don't know how many projects I'll be open to accept, but I'll likely delete this blogpost when I have enough to handle. Until then, please feel free to contact me though

    Read More

    5 comments · 423 views
Jul
5th
2019

We have a winner! · 5:31am Jul 5th, 2019

Every month on my Official Patreon Page, I hold a monthly poll in which my Top-Tier Patrons can submit a story prompt of their own choosing, and the winning story is made into a fully-fledged fic that'll be posted on Patreon and Fimfiction. And after dozens of votes have been casted over the past week, the winning prompt for July is going to be...

Game Night [submitted by MoonlightTumble] - Twice a month, Spike and Big Macintosh get together to hold their official 'Guys' Night' at Twilight Castle, which consists of the two playing a rousing game of Ogres and Oubliettes. And as of recently, the two had inducted the Entity of Chaos himself to be an official Third member to their little get-togethers. However, on one particular Guys' Night, Discord made a rather unusual request following the end of their latest quest: Before Spike starts the next one as the game's official Dungeon Master, maybe the draconequus should get a turn hosting a more... unique quest for the three to embark on.
Both of the guys were more than a little apprehensive, but Discord's insistence and creative spirit helped the two to reluctantly accept his offer. Unfortunately for Spike and Big Mac, Discord kept his intentions fairly vague, as to keep them from protesting if the game they play ends up being a little more... mature than either of them would've predicted. But given the draconequus' charm, as well as the devious rules he has in place for their little quest, it was doubtful that any of the players would be disappointed by the time the dice fall into place~

That's right, guys! After many months of polls, it seems that this prompt is finally gonna happen! If you wanna check out this story before it gets published on Fimfiction, or you feel like you have some ideas yourself that might be worth having me write as an official story, then feel free to check out my Patreon and consider becoming a Patron! Even a dollar will get you early-access to all of my upcoming works before proofreading and publication, and you'll also be able to submit your own ideas if you take any of the higher tiers. So until then, I hope y'all had a wonderful Independence Day, and I hope you all have a wonderful Summer! :D

https://www.patreon.com/TheVClaw

Comments ( 4 )

Aww, so we still have to wait even longer for Shut Up And Dance to update?:pinkiesad2: Thanks a lot Patreon voters.

5084493
Yeah, I'm not too happy about that one either. Hopefully I'll get the time to re-vamp that series before MLP officially ends. :(

Kind of disappointing that Quibble isn't getting involved, but I'm sure I'll enjoy this story anyway despite my general dislike for Discord. :pinkiehappy:

5084504

Hopefully I'll get the time to re-vamp that series before MLP officially ends.

It seems that the fandom is going to be around for quite some time:pinkiehappy:

Login or register to comment