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Apr
21st
2019

Random Musings Blog #87 · 8:35am April 21st

Welcome to my Random Musings blog!

This blog is divided into three sections:

1. Moth's Random Thoughts: The everyday little thoughts and idle musings I have from time to time.
2. Shit Zef & Moth Say: Fun little conversations Zef and I have.
3. This Happened On Social Media: Excerpts from Twitter, Discord, and other places, usually presented without context.


MOTH'S RANDOM THOUGHTS

The everyday little thoughts and idle musings I have.


- I tend to freak people out whenever I crack my toes. They basically crack on their own and it's ten times louder than when I crack my knuckles.
- I've always wondered: Are the Butthole Surfers buttholes who surf, or surfers who surf buttholes?


SHIT ZEF & MOTH SAY

Some of the wacky exchanges Zef and I have on a daily basis.


Moth: >>In January 2011, [Andy] Dick was thrown out of the AVN Awards, a pornographic movie awards ceremony, after repeatedly groping and stalking adult film actress Tera Patrick and drag queen Chi Chi LaRue. He later claimed to have stayed clean for at least three months after this relapse.
Zef: ...
Moth: HOW BIG OF A DOUCHEBAG DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO GET THROWN OUT OF THE PORNIES?!
Zef: How much of an Andy Dick do you have to be to be thrown---
Zef: Jinx!
Moth: xD


Moth: You can't help but wonder
Moth: If the person who came up with all the rules and rituals for the tea ceremony
Moth: Wasn't just a massive troll
Moth: "Let's see how many people are stupid enough to actually do all this complicated shit"
Zef: I'd doubt it, but when it involves setting down a teacup and spinning it in place by an exact angle...
Moth: And the very precise folding of napkins
Moth: And balancing the tea scooper on your thumbs
Zef: Misread that as "precise fondling of napkins"
Moth: Let's face it, the tea ceremony is too ridiculous to be a serious matter
Moth: Someone had to have invented it as a troll
Zef: Or not a troll, but as an endurance test to a prospective bride or groom
Zef: "I don't want THEM to marry my child! I'll make them go through this ridiculous ordeal and make them lose patience!"
Moth: Sort of a performance art version of bureaucracy?
Zef: [If you're patient enough to do this, you can deal with the shogun]


Moth: Incidentally, mystery solved re: the Splatoon oekaki
Moth: The Switch does not respond to styluses in any way, shape, or form
Moth: So all those hyper-detailed oekaki?
Moth: Are being drawn pixel by pixel with the face buttons
Zef: Y
Zef: I
Zef: K
Zef: E
Zef: S
Zef: o.o
Moth: I used to do that MS Paint
Zef: And how weird that it doesn't respond to styluses
Moth: I did some pretty amazing shit like that
Moth: If I'm ever super bored I might give it a whack
Zef: Ew
Zef: Don't whack it at Splatoon
Moth: The entire POINT of Splatoon is whacking it all over everything!
Moth: And killing people with it!
Zef: XO


THIS HAPPENED ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Excerpts from Twitter, Discord, and other places, usually presented without context.


Presenting: The Epic Barcast Rap Battle!




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