Twilight's Seven (Review)

MLP's 200th ep, and my 200th blog post, (Huh!)

The only reason this is 200 eps is because season 3 has 13 eps rather than the traditional 26

Ah well...

Time to bash!

TWILIGHT'S SEVEN

LP: 8000

I notice Grogar and co aren't showing up, (I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up)

-No damage

Oh, sibling rivalries, you can't stop it no matter what, and I approve of this scene showing how very young spike is which adds to how old he actually is (at least 17)

-No damage

Ooh... another Royal Problem is it.

-No damage

(Hmmm... this ep doesn't seem to be pissing me off so far... but let's go on)

Wow, Shining Armor's defense system is TRES LAME (For me)

Lightning could bust through all that in a heartbeat.

-200 for being lame

LP: 8000 -----> 7800

*chuckles* Twilight and her obsessions, and predictability EXACTLY as I portray her in my fics (Take that haters)

-No damage

Rarity, and a plan? The Pony who would take first place in a stupidity contest... this can't go well.

-No damage... yet.

Um, Pinkie Pie... you're EQUESTRIAN PONIES. You have neither the tech nor the resources to make it into space.

-200 for being dumb

LP: 7800 -----> 7600

(Still a high score though)

"Down to Earth!" Applejack, I know Earth means GROUND, but I'm docking for this anyway... THIS ISN'T EARTH.

-200

LP: 7600 -----> 7400

Apple Core, huh? Looks like it's been FORCED WRITING on Applejack, but then again, I do that all the time in my own series, just like everyone else does (Take that Haters)

-No damage

Spy Spike? too bad he didn't do James Bond style...

-No damage

AH YUCK!!!! Pinkie spitting in her helmet like that... I wanna puke!!!

-500 just for that

LP: 7400 -----> 6900

"This whole operation may just be a giant flop."

It is... especially since RARITY of all ponies, thought of it.

-200

LP: 6900 -----> 6700

UGH!! Fluttershy and the geese... it wouldn't work like that in real life.

-500

LP: 67000 -----> 6200

And this is exactly WHY I deem Spike the only member of the MANE CAST who actually has a BRAIN and SENSE (He's the fewest slip ups of anyone)

-No damage

FINAL SCORE: 6200

Well, not too bad I guess...

Comments

[Lord King Cocoon]

I don't know if you care or not. But this episode was in fact written by the VAs. Would you say they do better than the main writers?

And FYI (and I know you'll argue against it), it actually is earth.

[DakariKingMykan]

I don't know if you care or not. But this episode was in fact written by the VAs. Would you say they do better than the main writers?

Fraid not, but I am pleased to know VAs can get involved in the writing...