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Pharaoh


I will hear no more of this Hebrew nonsense

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  • 60 weeks
    And NEW username

    No longer Idiot

    Now is Pharoah

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  • 60 weeks
    New Avatar

    Unico

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  • 61 weeks
    My Little Pony: TCD

    Kill changelings. Behead changelings. Roundhouse kick a changeling into the concrete. Slam dunk a changeling baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy black CHITINS. Defecate in a changeling's food. Launch changelings into the sun. Stir fry changelings in a wok. Toss changelings into active volcanoes. Urinate into a changeling's gas tank. Judo throw changelings into a wood chipper. Twist changelings

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  • 68 weeks
    The intended audience in equestria

    Every story is like "hey what if some middle aged wierdo wound up in ponyland what would happen then and which horse will he fuck?"

    But what if an actual little girl (and a fan of the show) wound up in equestria.

    What if a brony is already there and the little girl starts making fun of him for liking ponies and calls him a creep lmfao.

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  • 71 weeks
    Paul Skallas in equestria

    What if the Lindy man got turned into a poney in equestria. Idea.

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Mar
24th
2019

Stop Featuring Clopfics · 2:53am Mar 24th, 2019

Just stop it. I don't know how stories end up getting featured but changes need to be made. Stop featuring clopfics. I don't go to the feature box looking for clopfics. If I wanted to read clopfics then I would go to the clopfics group. I go to the feature box to find great stories, because the stories that are featured that aren't freaking porn are usually pretty good. Some of the best stories I've read I found in the feature box; it's one of the reasons I love this accursed website. So it really gets on my nerves everytime I check out what stories are featured and half of it is freaking clopfics. I don't know if others feel the same way about this; it could be just me. Maybe everyone goes to the featured box looking for clop. I certainly don't. Only one person follows me. To that person: please spread this around.

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Possibly helpful advice; look at the Featured column with the Mature Filter on. You run the risk of missing out on the occasional non-Clop Mature story, but you'll consistently dig up some Everyone/Teen-Rated gems.

If you haven't seen it already, might I suggest I'll Bring You Home?

I know a secret way to find under the radar stories, look in the browsing section. A lot of good stories are there that go along to their obscure 80k word deaths. Blink and you will miss something you will never see again, the whole time you weren't looking there your eyes were closed. It's also filled with a lot of stuff that doesn't look so good so you just have to do a little bit of searching, really not very much, the obscure passion projects make it worth it.

I'm lazy, if you find something cool can you show it to me? I blink a lot and miss a lot of cool stuff. Stuff I would undoubtedly never be able to find, they need to feature those on more groups. Doesn't help that it can't be saved on the way back machine either. All gone-Away to the wind.

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Hmmm. I guess I'll keep my eyes open....

What brings you here anyway... I always wonder that

I can't find this "browsing" section, am I stupid?

It's next to the fimfiction logo in the top left hand corner above groups. I feel like no one goes there.

Here, I recommend this one https://www.fimfiction.net/story/56774/alarm-clock. What am I doing in the middle of the night?

Also, a way that works much better is to go on the Wayback Machine and check out this site in an earlier age. It lets you see the featured page from a long time ago and a lot of other things, there's a lot of interesting stuff saved there.

And I have more on my group too, like this final fantasy crossover https://www.fimfiction.net/story/289044/atonement-for-a-wayward-dragoon
and this which I found in browse, with less then 500 views and more then 80,00 words. https://www.fimfiction.net/story/444970/the-ghost-of-coltistrano
I haven't looked at either of them yet actually.

Ah, large spork.

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