/(/(/(/) · 7:31am Feb 11th, 2019
Need soap
Squeeze toothpaste onto hand.
Stare
Dammit.
A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.
Need soap
Squeeze toothpaste onto hand.
Stare
Dammit.
While toothpaste is a good cleaner it unfornently only is good for cleaning of the things in your mouth and not so much the rest of you and might actually make you more dirty and rather sticky.
Are you on drugs?
And if so, can I have some?
I've actually done this before.
/b/ whorthy
MINTY FRESH!
If I had a nickle for every time I forget to lock my bike when I park it and then lock it by reflex when I'm about to use it well boy I'd have a handful of useless change.
down with the penny and nickle!!
nani des?
I uave done things like this. Like, I have a tool closet by the front door, right? So I need to get a screw driver so I can fix something. So I go open the door of my fridge to get one. Wait.......