Screw it, Q and A

I will put down a week for everyone to put in a question for our own little Anon to answer in his oh so special way. You can either PM me, comment in this blog, or comment on the story. I’ll make an entire chapter dedicated to answering these questions as an official special for 4000 views on Equestrian Border Checkpoint.

You can literally ask anything.

Ask away.

Why dafuq are you still here? ASK A QUESTION.

STOP READING ME AND ASK A DIDDLY DARN QUESTION FAM!!!

Comments

[Paper Mache Man]

My father went out for a pack of cigarettes, and he hasn't come back in 7 years. Should I go look for him?

[SolidBlackPanda]

What is the most insane day at the checkpoint you've ever experienced?(Besides being taken hostage by a foal with delusions of world domination)

[Phanny]

Are you going to kiss the bartender bird lady?! and how does one kiss bird people?

[Skyfall360]

Who's the biggest idiot you've ever met?

[Rosegfx]

Is Anon the legal name on your birth certificate?

[The_Lost_Somebody]

So... You want to go get a drink? Or some food?

[kitsunedagger432]

Will you be getting a better crossbow or another weapon, or at least some new bolts for the crossbow?

[PoetBrony]

Hey Anon, what is the strangest thing that someone has ever tried to get over the border?

[AlduMareHoover]

I'll probably get smacked and grilled by you but... What's your parents name an do they go by a similar name to yours?

[Friendly Spartan IV]

Da, Soviets want to know, WHERE ARE SOVIETS IN EQUESTRIA?!!!

[Kek lel]

When we gonna see anon fuk'n shrek an idiot again? I'm getting tired of waiting.

[Regulus885]

Have there been any "propositions" (if you catch my drift) in order to persuade you to let them cross the border?

[Azreal DuCain1]

Yo, Anon. Have you ever shown Rarity THE DRESS? You know the one. It's black and blue but people who can't see well (in dim light) insist it's white and gold. She's got an eye for color so I bet she'll flip her lid if she hears any arguments about it. Hehehe.

[Kek lel]

From what I see in the new chapter, apparently either Luna, Celestia, or Anon will beat the shit outta someone very soon. Cheers!

[NonnyTheAnonFilly]

So Anon, since you don't seem to like your new boss, would you take a trip to Canterlot to visit your old boss Lucky and invite her to a night of drinking along with your guard pals Segway Sergui and Spearhead?

[Regulus885]

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I think there names are Mr Bluetail and Mrs Redtail