Oct
6th
2018
Coming Soon: Oncoming Storm: What Lurks Beyond · 8:29am Oct 6th, 2018
Synopsis
It sounded like a perfect weekend getaway. Storm Kicker's parents have a cabin in the woods, and they're fine with her and a bunch of friends heading out there for a weekend of fun. It’s a bunch of teenagers partying in an isolated cabin far away from civilization with no adult supervision, in a setting full of magic and the supernatural. What could possibly...
Wait. This is a Halloween Story. And there's a horror tag on it. Oh. Ohhh.
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Chengar Qordath · 633 views
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"I have a chainsaw."
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"I have telekinesis."
"I don't have reception!
I did not realize how much I wanted this story until just now. Storm Kicker with a chainsaw equals: immediate like.
I’m so down for a tongue in cheek Cabin in the Woods-esque horror parody. This looks to be lots of fun!
Why does Storm have a chainsaw?
Hype mode activated.
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It’s a somewhat self-aware horror-comedy. I’d be more shocked if someone didn’t have a chainsaw.
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Ah, so Flynt Coal was on the money by mentioning Cabin in the Woods?
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“Why do you even HAVE a chainsaw?”
“Preparedness. We’ve been prepping for the apocalypse ever since the Changelings.”
“...Well, I suppose I’m in no position to complain.”
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It’s not going to be that meta, but it’s definitely in the vein of Evil Dead 2/Army of Darkness.
Star: "It says here that the only way to kill vampires is with either sunlight or a wooden stake through the heart!"
Storm: "What about carbon-steel teeth the entire length of their body?"
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Short swords are also quite effective ;)
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“Stake through the heart?”
“He’s not a vampire.”
“Well you’d be surprised how many things that kills.”