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A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

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Aug
21st
2018

.:*:. .:^:. .:-:. · 12:56pm Aug 21st, 2018

I FEEL BLAND AND LETHARGIC, FULL OF HATRED, ISOLATED AND UNABLE TO REACH OUT, FAKE AND SHALLOW, FULL OF SINGLEMINDED ENTITLEMENT, AND I JUST WANT TO SABOTAGE ALL MY FRIEND’S GOALS AND MAKE THEM FALL FROM GRACE!!

Let’s write a Chrysalis story~

Comments ( 4 )

#Can’t spell grace without ace baby~

This is true.
And write that story!

Hit her in the face with a wild Flufflepuff?

Those things are super dangerous.

It's a pleasure to burn

DumbDog
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i love you

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