This was a super awful idea · 4:15pm Aug 15th, 2018
This is something I decided to write for fun just to mock the people who put literally no time or effort into making fanfics. I've come across them before, and I decided to mimic them to the best of my ability. I can only learn from the master.
By the Nine, I killed off brain cells while doing this. I feel soiled and awful by the atrocity I've written below. But...
"Leave a comment below if you enjoyed this and let me know if I should do more in the future of the amazing saga of Alex DarkSword!" (Cringes)
hi there my name is Alex DarkSword and im an extremely powerful person. i have long black hair with red highlights on the tips and i wear a leather jackets with thin black gloves anfd sunglasses. I was bullied in school alot when i was young and that made me isolated and bitter, also i hated everyone i saw for the first time. Also im 14 years old
I have amazing powers for the time being, i was born with them. My dad didnt like it that i had them and he was alcoholic and he hit me alot because of it. What is my amazing power you say? I can control fire, metal, and earth, just like in my favorite anime tv show the last airbender. I have no friends, also i dont want any friends. I can also turn into a supersayin when i get really mad at people. I havent done it before, but i think its possible.
One time at school i saw my school bullies hitting some other kid i knew from my second period class, and if theres anything i love, its my friends.
“Hey!” I yelled in the Hallway. The other guys looked up to see me LITERALLY STEAMING off the top of my head!
“Don’t pick on guys smaller than you are, also i wont tolerate it!” I cried. “Or else i’ll get really mad!”
One of the other Guys picking on him started to laugh. “Ha ha ha ha!” he laughed. “What’ll you do about it, Freak?”
That did it.
After all, if theres one thing i hate more than anything…
...its being called a Freak!
“Okay, that is it,you guys,” i said, really angry now, my fists clenching. “Get away from him, or else you’ll regret it.”
“Ha ha ha, also you’ are weak,” another one said to me. “Your stupid.”
THAT WAS IT! I couldn’t take it anymore, I raised my hands above my head. “Alright, you guys, you’ll regret it now!” I yelled. A ball of blue chi appeared in between my hands. It sparkled I yelled, “Karyoku o shōkan suru!” I yelled as loud as I could. It meant, “Summon fire powers.” I know japanese, I watch a lot of anime...
And suddenly, I ignited into fire!
My entire body was on fire, but I couldnt feel it. Everyone in the school hallway stopped and stared at me…
...as I floated in the air!
My eyes were a pure white, and I was holding fireballs in my palms as I floated. The bullies below me were nervous, I could see one of them faint dead on the spot.
“Am I a sissy now????!!!” I bellowed as I flung my fireballs into their chests. They went down, their clothing catching fire. They were screaming, I was happy.
But one of them got back up again!
“Nice try DarkSword but I have anime powers too!” he cried.
I smirked, “Finally, a challenge…”
He roared and yelled, “Metal style: Thousand slash of the Kunsayashi!”
The metal on the metal lockers broke off and flew to me, trying to cut me down.
I spread my arms and yelled, “Fire style: Shield of power!”
A cone of flame appeared in front of me and melted the metal bits as they flew near me. When they were all done I dived straight for him when they were all done, and I tackled him into the ground. He and i dove through the school and we punched and pummeled each other as we went. He was Powerful, but so was i.
We went through entire classrooms, through the outside walls,
...heck, we even blasted through a Chalkboard in the middle of a teachers Lesson!
Eventually, we both flung each other outside, and we both lay panting on the ground.
“Give up, Dark Sword!” the bully yelled at me. “Youll never be powerful enough to defeat me, besides, it’s not suitable for you!”
“NO!” I roared at him standing up. “I will fight you, and you’re are not going to stop me!”
I lifted my hands next to my chest. “Final style: Ultra Sonic Power Fire Concussion!!!!”
A ball of pure chi appeared in my hands, and when it was big enough, the bully was just so petrified by it that he wasn’t even Moving!
I lifted it above my Head, and Slammed it into the earth so hard I think the Earth itself moved!
The bully melted from the pure force of my awesome powers, and he turned to dust.
When it had died down, I was alone in the middle of the schoolyard.
And then, all of the students in the school came out cheering!
They lifted me up on their shoulders and cheered my name. “Dark Sword! Dark Sword!” they cheered. “You’re are awesome, Dark Sword, also, i like you!” a voice cried.
I looked to see who it was, it was the prettiest girl in school! She liked me!
“Congratulations!” the Principal said, coming near. “You gave all of your powers to saving the school!”
“But I killed him, also, what about him?” I asked her in concern, because a true warrior has repect for his enemies.
“No, you got rid of a problem!” The Principal exclaimed. “You did the school a good job. Nobody likes bullies!”
And that is how I became the greatest person on earth, as Earth’s preotector forever more.
So!
How'd I do?
Was it like a parody or something?
that hurts really i tried hard writing fanfics and what do i get it gets criticized for being the worst fanfic ever and this just feels like what i did but it doesn't at the same time
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Yeah, it was a parody. I intentionally lowered my standards until it was super painful to endure writing it. I laughed my booty off after I wrote it, though. 10/10 best comedy of the year.
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Not many people enjoyed my horror fic, Canterlot Bridge (https://www.fimfiction.net/story/405052/canterlot-bridge), so I went started writing the sequel to The Lieutenant. That's, so far, gone down better. Also going to be doing Puppy Princess & Dragon Prince soon. Don't let people put you down; just write what you enjoy!
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well after that i just stopped having motivation to write really
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Please don't give up
You did awesome
! At least to me...
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i already did for now
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I hope you're able to get your motivation back soon
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i will i know it
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heh
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BradyBunch need hugz? D:
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Naw, fam. I'm good. This is just something I thought you'd all find funny. A retraction from my previous quality of work.
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