Equestria Girls Headcanon Nonsense: Oooo, Kinky! · 8:05pm Jul 27th, 2018
Yes, we're going to talk about the girls' probable sexual kinks and fetishes. You have been warned.
We're also going to talk about how the girls make themselves feel sexy for whatever partner they have and a couple of other intimate details.
Oh yes, when I talk about each girls' major kink, keep in mind that these are things that they've discovered they would like to try either through fantasizing or looking at porn on the internet. As far as I'm concerned (unless I specifically write a smut story), all the girls are still virgins.
First off...
Applejack
Major Kink: None. Applejack, as established elsewhere on this blog, is asexual. So she doesn't really have kinks, as she has no interest in sex. She's willing to have sex with her eventual significant other should they be sexually active, but it's more of a closeness and bonding thing for her.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: AJ trims. She doesn't understand the whole shaving thing, but she doesn't like to "let the field get overgrown" as she puts it.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: Again, it's not really for sexual stimulation, but AJ has been known to try on a few lacy underthings in private, just to see how they look on her. She goes to great pains to keep this a secret from Rainbow Dash and Rarity.
Rarity
Major Kink: Rarity's kink is mild domination/submission play. She's not fully into the whole BDSM lifestyle and, if anything, is sort of a "closet sub." While she would never allow herself to call anyone "Master" or "Mistress," she does often fantasize about someone putting her in her place, usually with a damn good spanking to start things off.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Shaved/Trimmed. Rarity tends to keep things down there fairly clear, but will either leave a landing stripe or go completely bare, depending on her mood.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: Despite her love of fashion and clothes, when Rarity wants to feel sexy, she gets naked and takes selfies of herself either covered with a strategically placed sheet or an assortment of jewelry and some of her sexiest shoes. Needless to say, she takes great pains to keep the from becoming public.
Rainbow Dash
Major Kink: Rainbow has a medical fetish. She loves the idea of playing doctor with somebody. She's not into the more extreme ends of things, but getting a checkup that leads to her being naked and sticky on an examination table sounds like fun. Playing Naughty Nurse Rainbow has also crossed her mind once or twice.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Rainbow also keeps herself shaved, mostly due to an incorrect belief that it cuts down on wind resistance.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: Rainbow has a rainbow colored corset she was once given by Pinkie Pie as a gag gift for her birthday. She claims she's never worn it, but on those occasions where she's feeling like she needs a pick-me-up, she'll put the corset and some nice matching panties on and model for herself in the mirror.
Pinkie Pie
Major Kink: As should surprise no one, Pinkie Pie is very much the embodiment of "I'll try anything once, and twice if I like it!" But her main kink is role-play. She's up for any sort of sexy game of let's pretend, and will probably be able to find the appropriate props to do so.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Pinkie varies between all three, depending on her mood.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: Pinkie will actually slow down and adopt one of her favorite roles: Smoky Torch, the Lounge Singer. Pinkie will flatten out her hair into a sultry femme fatale look and squeeze herself into a slinky cocktail dress and spend the evening listening to classic jazz and blues albums.
Twilight Sparkle
Major Kink: Twilight has a recurring fantasy about being stripped naked in public. Sex may or may not happen in these fantasies, but it's the act of either being forced to strip or having her clothes forcibly removed from her that really gets her going. Her two current favorites are being forced to strip in class, or being forcibly stripped in a department store.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Twilight trims to keep herself presentable when she and the girls go to the pool or the beach. In the winter months, she tends to let things grow.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: She puts on a skirt and leaves the panties at home. She kinda hopes one day someone will call her out on it.
Fluttershy
Major Kink: Sex outdoors, to absolutely no one's surprise. She particularly would like to have sex on a starry night in a clearing in the woods behind Canterlot High.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Natural all the way, baby.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: She goes out to the aforementioned clearing, takes off all her clothes, and lies in the grass, enjoying the breeze, the feel of the grass and dirt on her skin, and the sounds of nature.
Sunset Shimmer
Major Kink: Much to her own surprise, Sunset has discovered that she likes anal play. A finger on her free hand went up there during a particularly vigorous masturbation session and sent her over the edge. She has two or three plugs in her collection, one vinyl, a vibrating plastic egg and a high quality glass one she likes to freeze every so often. And yes, she has gone to school on occasion with one wedged right up there.
Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural: Sunset likes to keep herself trimmed. She tried natural when she first came over but didn't like how coarse it felt.
When She Wants to Feel Sexy: Sunset has a couple of sexy nighties in her dresser: a peach colored babydoll number when she feels innocent and a sultry black and purple silk number when she's feeling naughty.
So yeah, there ya go, you pervs.
(The things I write when I'm bored...)
....any other headcanons you feel like sharing?
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Whoa, I love the idea of Smoky Torch! I wonder what she'd look like.
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Reading them though.....giving me thoughts here and there; some are their interests (least for some of my personal favorites) compared to my own.....as well how my headcanons on them differ from yours.....which really only comes down to the music....entertainment.....and possibly orientation but that's only cause shipping. 'XP
....I might've forgotten about those.
Here's a challenge for ya.
Figure out mine!!!
Jk.
But maybe do one where it's the guys of EQG have thwir own sexual fantasies.
I want fan art of Pinkie Pie dressed as Jessica Rabbit!
Can definitely see some of this. Pinkie as a lounge singer is quite an image and Twilight makes an alarming amount of sense. Looking forward to more of your stories!
Oh boy! This is gonna be good! XP
Yeah, that sounds like AJ. Especially if she's had to go through what her Pone counterpart has:
I can totally imagine how she'd react to someone asking to be called "Master/Mistress". They'd get such a tongue-lashing. XD
And I've seen a handful of pics of that third category. It's a really interesting concept. And I can envision that she has a locked folder of all those selfies buried within no less than a hundred locked decoy folders on a locked USB hidden away in a small lockable jewelry box locked within a lockbox locked within a safe locked within a bigger safe. XP
Huh. I wouldn't have pegged Dash (badum, tsh) as the "Naughty Nurse" type. That's actually the first I've heard about it, actually. Nice job. I wasn't expecting that.
And the corset modeling thing? That I can see; even if it wasn't to feel sexy. That just sounds like one hundred percent Rainbow "Ego" Dash at work. XP
That's what I had imagined as well, and now I want to find pictures of Pinkie Pie cosplaying as Jessica Rabbit. XP
And thanks to the "Shaved, Trimmed, or Natural" category, I can't get this one image out of my head: it works like her hair, so it goes vibrant and POOF in "Pinkie Mode", and goes dull and flat in "Pinkamena Mode". XP
Again, this never occurred to me. It makes sense, as she's normally so very orderly, but I never thought of it. Good job for keeping me on my toes!
Yeah it's simple, but simple works for Fluttershy. Heck, if this wasn't a post about their kinks, I'd say that Flutters might be really happy as a nudist. XP
Oh, the duality of Sunset Shimmer! So flexible in portrayals! So versatile in characterization! So...into a rather normal and tame kink? Huh. I mean, given that Equestria's citizens probably haven't given that much thought, I guess it'd work for her. Having her mindset play off of how humans are one of the few creatures to have sex for pleasure, and how we're the only species to get so...creative with it. I'm sure there's room for more.
Don't worry. You're not the only one. XP I've got my own I could share, if you'd like.
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