New Chapter Today! · 8:30pm Jun 21st, 2018
I'm super stoked to be bring y'all a new chapter of Fallout: Equestria's Scoundrels today, wastelanders!
Today we'll learn a little more about who this Mole pony is... 
We'll also begin to find out what makes Stable T30 unique, apart from the fact it's a big underground city....
We'll be hearing about ponies who 'ascended'...
We'll be find out a little more about Crow...
A relationship for the birdbrain? maaaaybe...
Poxy's making an appearance...
There's an amusement park...
There's a shooting range, a PipBuck tutorial annnnd an annoyingly cheerful avatar...
So far it's the longest chapter...
And some of my favourite quotes from it;
“You have got to have an extra edge, babe. If you just use your claws for fighting, your foes will take away your claws. If you just use your legs, they will take away your legs. If you are going to fight, (and Crow, I know you are going to fight) then fight with every single bit of your being that you have. Even your beak. Especially your beak...”
“Eventually, she slams the glass down, yells ‘I’ve made it,’ for the entire Stable to hear, and chucks her guts up on our clean floors.”
“You did it, you did it, you really, really did it! You’re the best, you’re great! Never, ever forget~! Yaaaaaaay! ”
But first I gotta eat. I was going to cook but aparently my roommate isn't coming home tonight. yet another fatty kebab...
I'll pretend I'm not excited about that.
OH! And you'll need this for the chapter; Life's a Happy Song from The Muppets Movie. Once you've listened to it for the tenth time, you'll get into Mole's frame of mind.
Thank you again for reading up to this moment. Ask me anything.
If this is when you leave us, goodbye and safe travels.
If you're still strapped in for the ride, see you in the next chapter.
Life's a happy song, when there's someone by your side to sing along!
All good things,
Duskhoof
