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May
26th
2018

Upon further review ... · 2:29am May 26th, 2018

... I have decided not to ax Lentil's part in chapter 2 of This Nose.

Oh yeah, spoilers ahead if you haven't read it yet. :yay:

So,
It's just a little part, but it gives a point to bringing up Lentil's obsession with Celestia.
AND!
It's given me a fun idea for chapter 21. I think you will all like it. :twilightsmile:

Here's the added part, just so you don't have to go look it up in the story if you don't want to. Luna has just finished giving Chowder the motivational speech about cooking to claim her Mung.


“Are you kidding?!” Chowder replied with a huge grin. “Who’s dumb enough to say no to cooking with the Princesses? I'm with you!”

“Excellent! Now, Luna, I propose that we should ask Lentil to assist us in this undertaking.”

There was a high-pitched noise from somewhere behind the gathered mares that would translate out to “Me?” if lowered by a few octaves. A hesitant, light-brown young mare then slowly pushed her way through the crowd, and she bowed deeply before the Princesses.

“What do you say, Lentil?” Celestia asked with an abundance of kindness. “Would you care to help me?”

“Do you really want me to?” she whispered.

“Indeed I do. Come, what would you recommend for us to prepare?”

Lentil straightened, and she took in a long, deep breath.

“Here it comes!” Cannellini warned.

“Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!” Lentil exploded. “I have been dying to meet you for the longest time, Princess, and now! Now I can actually cook with you?!”

“Lima!” Cannellini called out. “We need some paper bags, pronto!”

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Comments ( 6 )

LMFAO!!! XD X3:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

tfw your observations affect the future events of the story

:rainbowderp::raritystarry:

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:yay::yay::yay:
There's inspiration everywhere, I say. You just have to look for it. :)

I almost expected Lentil to pass out from hyperventilating! :D

Theres what I was expecting before hoof. Its like popping the perverbial zit in the brain.

Alright, now thats settled, I'm stoked!

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